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We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life
Aug 12, 2014comment
Chivalry, intelligent conversation, respect, honest dealings... many things are said to be "a lost art" nowadays. But nothing is a lost art, unless it’s a statue or painting that has been sunk... in a river... of lava.
Jul 24, 2014comment
I just need to be cherry-bombed one time to get to the next level... Anyone that knows me, knows that I don't normally ask for this stuff, and those that don't will just have to take my word for it... Can anyone help? Please and thank you...
Jul 24, 2014comment
Chivalry never died. The gentleman in most men did. Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice. And I try to make that choice every day.
Apr 14, 2014comment
Happy Anniversary to me... One year on fubar... Where did the time go??
Mar 18, 2014comment
Hey Cupid, Your aim sucks. Put down the bow and step away before things get out of hand.
Feb 14, 2014comment
I need a weekend do-over... Stupid Monday... how dare you sneak up on me after only 2 days...
Jan 20, 2014comment
This hump day will require Luscious Limeades and even more Luscious Lips to survive... Luckily, it's all down here after today!! Right??
Jan 15, 2014comment
Today it's tequila and teddy bears to triumph over Tuesday... Enjoy!!
Jan 14, 2014comment
Margaritas and massages to make it through this miserable thing called Monday... Who's interested??
Jan 13, 2014comment
Probably won't be online much as I travel for the next couple weeks... Happy holidays to all... and to those that really matter to me (you know who you are) I will miss you!!!
Dec 20, 2013comment
To those who came before me, those I served with, and those who serve today, I offer my respect and my undying gratitude. I salute you all! Happy Veterans Day!!
Nov 11, 2013comment
GGRRRRRR... This doesn't feel like a Tuesday... more like Monday 2.0. (fu)
Oct 15, 2013comment
I'll be Fu-quiet for the next week or so... gotta go out of town for work and it will be a crazy busy trip. Miss me. Love me. Think fondly of me while I am gone.
Sep 25, 2013comment
Give me your lips, the lips you only let me borrow Love me tonight and let the devil take tomorrow I know that I must have your kiss although it dooms me Though it consumes me, the kiss of fire - Louis Armstrong
Sep 16, 2013comment
12 years ago, I was shocked when I heard the news on the way to work of what was happening. I turned around, went home, hugged my children, and tried to explain it to them in a way that made sense... it still doesn't make sense. Never forget!
Sep 11, 2013comment
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities. ~Dr. Seuss
Aug 22, 2013comment
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ~Douglas Adams (He must have known there would be days like this...)
Jul 31, 2013comment
Apparently I need some photo rates to level up... so I found some old ones and a couple recent ones on my computer and added them... Let's see what happens.
Jul 26, 2013comment
Why is the rum gone? Wait, the whiskey is gone too?? And the scotch? WTF???
Jul 16, 2013comment
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