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Bahama Mama's Status
Life is bullshit!
Dec 21, 2013comment
Don't SB me and expect to talk about sex.. im not interested. No I have no NSFW's I am a lady and WILL demand to be treated like one!
Dec 1, 2013comment
Im beyond irritated
Nov 30, 2013comment
in need of some company...
Nov 27, 2013comment
feeling quite ORNERY... wish I wasn't alone!!
Nov 3, 2013comment
I need weekend love!! Come love on me!
Oct 25, 2013comment
yikes its been forever since ive been on here
Oct 24, 2013comment
To love is great but to be loved is an even greater feeling!
Aug 11, 2013comment
what gives?!!
Aug 7, 2013comment
Im so fricken bored who wants to keep me company?!!
Jul 27, 2013comment
I need a new crush, who wants me to crush on them?
Jul 26, 2013comment
I am so beyond frustrated
Jul 20, 2013comment
beyond flustered
Jul 13, 2013comment
Im single and lovin it!
Jul 13, 2013comment
Ive been in and out of the hospital! I havent forgotten any of my fu friends! just tryin to get well! miss you all! xoxox
Jul 1, 2013comment
Well Hello FUBAR!!
May 24, 2013comment
muah!!!
May 20, 2013comment
my buzz meter is runnin on E.... tragic!
May 20, 2013comment
damn im cheap... im only fu-worth 500k...... so sad!
May 18, 2013comment
Well Hello-Fu!!
May 18, 2013comment
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