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LD Johnson's Status
Almost halfway there!!! You can do it... come on lazy likes(h)
Nov 13, 2017comment
Looking for 300 more likes!
Nov 12, 2017comment
Please like me... fu-riends, fu-llow country men, and all the Fubarians of Fu-land
Oct 31, 2017comment
Lvl 50 requirements... need 1000 lazy likes! Please and thank you(50)
Oct 13, 2017comment
You ain't gotta say too much from the look in your eyes I can tell you wanna fuck You ain't gotta call me your boo, just as bad as you wanna fuck I wanna fuck too
Oct 10, 2017comment
Hey ladies, you got the love, I need.... oooooh, you got so much, so much(50)
Oct 9, 2017comment
I could use a good fucking
Oct 2, 2017comment
Stay medicated!
Jun 16, 2017comment
I don't smoke to get high... I smoke to stay high
Apr 18, 2017comment
Cherry bomb me... I love you long time!(h)
Feb 1, 2016comment
Cherry Bomb me!!! Please and thank you(h)
Jan 30, 2016comment
Needing cherry bombed 5x (h)
Jan 22, 2016comment
Needing some help leveling(h)friends(h)!!! Most recent default show requirements (h) -thank you dope friends for your support
Jan 22, 2016comment
Steelers vs. Bronchoscope Go Pittsburgh!!! Black and Yellow, cause I'm a good fellow
Jan 17, 2016comment
Ta ta ta day junior... The Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Denver, CO -you know they be #blowinsmoke at the game! Pittsburgh all the way! Black and Yellow, cause I'm a good fellow!
Jan 17, 2016comment
STEELERS NATION!!! @Denver, CO. GO PITTSBURGH!
Jan 15, 2016comment
Oh... You're friends??? -yeah, we have sex, on occasion?
Jan 8, 2016comment
Everyone play nice tonight... Tomorrow's a new year! Happy New Year FuLandians!!!
Dec 31, 2015comment
Why is it so cold??? #shrinkage
Dec 28, 2015comment
Merry Christmas to all FUBARians of the #interworld
Dec 25, 2015comment
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