My neighbor is a fucking bitch.

I need something to watch after a long day of work. What's YOUR favorite movie? (:

I'm not talkin' to you, bitch. So leave me the fuck alone.

So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch? Well listen, bitch. It takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now? Bitch.

What do you do with a heart you can't feel? Who do you give it to?

To believe I once found myself dreaming of you brings me to tears that could bleed the end of romance.

There are two questions you failed to answer in your goodbye letter: 1.) What if I'm still in love with you? 2.) What am I supposed to do now?

I'm going to watch the lovely film "Carrie". Chat with me while I do so. (:

In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can stop the world; or you can just jump off it. In nineteen minutes, you can get revenge.

I'm going to close my eyes and spin around until I'm dizzy. The person I land pointing at, I will fall in love with.

I did my first stand-up tonight. =O amazinggg. thanks to everyone who came out. you're all dollfaces.

Going to the gym. Leave me cute things for my return? (; I love you all. Stay strong. Never settle.

I'm sweating like a fat man on crack. New York, get it together.

Someone just told me via Chat that I was "brain-washed"....although their spelling was atrocious.

I love you guys (:

If someone bought me the ugly chicken shirt from Roseanne...I'm pretty sure I would marry them. O.O

I'm trying to reply to all of you. I promise. =(

Some of you are so fucking touchy. Ever think I DON'T sit on Fubar 24 hours a day just WAITING for your pathetic message? O.o pft

When will people learn? I'm not your girlfriend, your baby mama, and I'm sure as hell not your daughter. DON'T call me baby.

I'm so sick of never being good enough for all of you judgmental twats.