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Jubilant quickly turns into somber in hearing of the passing of a friend's infant child..... No words seem to fit.
One kiss burns 3 calories. You need to burn 3500 calories to lose 1 pound. We think 1167 kisses beats a week on the treadmill. Don't you?
My uncle goes under the knife today for a major bypass..... My dad and other uncle are traveling to be with him... Prayers with them all and the doctors.
Ok.. My friend is having a BYOA party... I need some funny things that start with A... :)
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They're people who think that you're better than them.
Yeah, you ripped my pics, so what.... You put them in a folder, who cares.... That just means you have to think about ME every time someone rates them.......
I asked God why life’s like this. He gave me no answer. I asked why I’m still here. Again, He gave me no answer. I asked why I met you. He smiled and said, “So there’d be a reason for everything else" :)
I had a wet dream about you last night..... I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.
FU: Where you go to see grown adults act like spoiled children....
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