Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

it's hard 2 leave when u kan't find z door

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

There is nothing more terrifying that ignorance in action.

my favorite beer is the next one :( )

ur reality starts 2 suck when u sober up and it dawns on u that ur knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil

deja brew; the feeling that you've had this beer before

The definition of insanity-Doing the same thing, expecting a different result

it's better 2 keep ur yap shut and appear 2 B stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt