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TempusFugit's Status
Need 15 family adds to help me level!
Jun 1, 2011comment
Whatever
May 31, 2011comment
The first new member to send me a drink will get 10,000 fubucks.
May 31, 2011comment
The first 2 new members to send me a drink will get 10,000 fubucks each.
May 31, 2011comment
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May 30, 2011comment
10,000 fubucks to the first 4 new members who send me a drink
May 30, 2011comment
I'm on the verge of saying Fuck it!
May 30, 2011comment
How are we supposed to complete requirements when gifts are disabled??!? Grrrr...
May 29, 2011comment
Work in the morning :( Leave me love!
May 27, 2011comment
10,000 fubucks to the first 4 new members that buy me a drink!! Yes. Each. :)
May 27, 2011comment
10,000 fubucks to the first 5 new members that buy me a drink!! Yes. Each. :)
May 27, 2011comment
WhooHooo!! :D
May 26, 2011comment
Off to bed "early"...appointment in the morning! Have a good night everyone! Love to you!!!
May 25, 2011comment
Love and hugs to all you fine people!!
May 24, 2011comment
Loads of thanks to everyone who fanned and added me tonight!! Level 29! Yayy!! And a special thanks to CajunSpice who pestered everyone into submission! Thank you hun!! xoxoxox
May 23, 2011comment
Could you all re-fan me please? If you haven't fanned me already, why not?!?!?
May 18, 2011comment
I need to get back on UK time! 6am is NOT bedtime! lmao
May 16, 2011comment
It's the weekend, so I must be working. Leave me love while I'm gone! Hope y'all have a great day!
May 14, 2011comment
I don't mean to sound desparate, but PLEASEEEEEE like me!! Rate me and add me too, if you feel so inclined...
May 13, 2011comment
A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his underwear. The host asked what he was dressed as. The man said "I'm a premature ejaculation - I just came in my pants".
May 12, 2011comment
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