Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it..

Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper ;-)

Honestly, when I crawled out of bed this morning I had no intention of being brilliant, but sometimes things just work out!

Happy Happy Joy Joy!! :-)))

realized my third grade teacher lied to me... I never use cursive...

Good morning fubar! :-)

purposely pouring water on Gremlins

Help me get more fubucks! :-)

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Profile Views 777 I'm lucky! ;-)

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

is naked and playing twister with the cat!

is your perfect drug

not wearing pants... ;-)

Happy HumP day!!! ;-)

gonads and strife

my keyboard is broke now i press q and my pc shuts down

ugh spilled coffee on my keyboard!

DJ GOOFBALL is an idiot!!!