and today in politics, who gives a fuck

youre pretty bad ass for someone with a kitten filter on your profile pic

shout out to people who come to work sick and spread your Flu, go fuck yourselves

In more fake news she said "its fine, it doesnt matter"

tequila just dropped me off here

unless you have jaundice i think you may have over filtered

in politics today someone said or did some shit and people reacted by saying or doing some other shit

youre not Harley Quinn, youre 62

where are all the cool kids?

poof

just another hump day status

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dic punched by insomnia

a great personality is important, but if i dont like your feet destiny had other plans

bachelor party part 2..because i roll with an immature crowd

friday you sexy bitch

this app makes me feel borderline cyber retarded

i give good narcissism

grinding

no dick pics for me but thanks for the offer