hey im not sh!t faced... help

finally... im a pimp... ty ty ty... and no ty

if you got time to read this you can at least say hi or something...

I FEEL SO LOVED... kIndA :D

wish someone would fu buy me..

looking to score some puddin tang...

in need of a single or not single female for the night and maybe 2morrow too... :)

i thought you said wait a minute... not a week...

waiting on someone to sweep me off my feet... im tired of using the broom for now... wish it worked both ways

unless you fuck.. fuck off

no one owns me yet... ;(

so today was awesome... didnt get laid but hey... single guy cant ask to get laid all the time... sometimes its about the sit down and relax with a girl that brings out the yeayea... :)

wishes you loved me like i love you

i play hard to get... sometimes... :)

I just got told "how can i be heartbroken if i have no heart?" i think that was cold...

0 comments... :( whats a guy gotta do to get some love ?

What do you think... is the glass half empty or half full... ????

if you like what you see... f/r/a me girls... :)

rolling the windows down so i can breathe clear... yeayea

out for a smoke... trying to quit never sounded so hard... dang...