got the car gassed up, debit card ready, insurance card is current....ready for a jail bail out if needed !!

i could use a really good stiff one...take that however you want...

this prison beyotch is not afraid to tell ya that she misses the hell outta certain man in her life...a certain kansan cajun who warms her most intermost interparts...whips her like bad school girl she is...please find him!.

Words of wisdom for the day: Don't sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things!:)

looks as though i may have to purchase a pair of ear muffs this weekend....

sadly, i woke up thinking it was the weekend already....bummer.....now get me through this week so i may have a possibly good weekend !!

like a good neighbor.....state farm is there....with a back rub, and a dr. pepper, and well...you get the picture....

all i want is an intensely long back rub....on another note, i followed the recipe and made a york peppermint patty last an hour !!

when life hands you lemons, put them down your shirt and pretend you have perky nipples !

one of these days, i am gonna grow my spine, be a big girl and say what i really wanna say !! hopefully that day comes soon !!

when he put it on my face, it felt soooo soft.....i love my fleece blankie !!

as i am preparing for the weekend, the them to rocky is playing in my head...come on saturday !!!!! hurry up n get here !! let's get ready to rummmmbleeeee !!!

is it inappropriate to run through a grave yard singing the song "staying alive" ?? just wondering...

it is said that good things come to those who wait ... well i have been waiting an awful long time !!! how much longer ??????????? tap tap tap tap

how does a girl scare her gynecologist ?......she becomes a ventriloquist !!!

nyquil and sugar cookies....who'da thunk it...hope it worked ! if it did i shoulda tried it!!!

if at first you don't succeed, reload and aim better...bound to get the fukker eventually !

bitch wings are fully engaged...spine is growing by the minute...and they are all still trying to make me feel like the bad guy....summammabishes !!

well the week from hell is over...let's hope i have something fun to do this weekend...not in my hands to decide tho !! (wink wink)

someone find me a witch....i wanna see if the theory is true bout the cold as a ....... u know ??????