With a brain stem like mine... The roses might not bloom in time.

The thing is..... Is it.

If she has an apple, expect a banana too.

The turtles have purple smiles from my mulberrys.....

I don't like days where Cute women ask me to put on a gown...

Anyone have aquarium supplies they don't need?

Twinkle twinkle little star, how chocolate you really are.... Wait, that's not a moon pie.

I've never walked a path in the right direction. Never lived life by your definition.

Don't forget to activate your one free daily bonus... Ffs.

It's the summer you've been waiting for....

If I had the world to give, I'd give it to you

My mom passed in February. But I hope y'all have a fantastic day.

You make every day feel like kindergarten

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Look at all the bimbo's that can't figure out what to drink or eat. Maybe y'all should buy them a brain implant instead of bling.

All my life, I've fucked around..... Why the hell haven't I found out

Fun times.

No pickle tickles.

It's not that I don't like you. I'm antisocial. And I just don't like people. Not my fault you're human.

Enjoy your weekend