Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

when the fuck did we get ice cream? did you get ice cream?

ever just have one of those days were you need to just go back to bed and just say fuck it?

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I am seriously needing to take a vacation from this place

bithes always got to be talking smack. grow the fuck up.

sucks to be in the dallas county area today, first the all day footage about the ebola patient (s) and now the storm that is going through, something tells me god is mad at dallas today.

Genovia, The land I call my home, From the green clear summer, From blossoming pear trees, Magnificent her mountains and seas, Genovia, Genovia, You're noble, proud and brave, Genovia, Genovia, Forever, will your banner wave

we belong to the light, we belong to the thunder, we belong to the words we're both falling under...

ugh the stupidity of it all. im telling you people, use your brains.

they fuck you in the drive thru

Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you

I'm free to do what I want any old time I'm free to do what I want any old time So love me, hold me, love me, hold me

I want to cut my foot off! it hurts so bad

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called LIFE....

as much as I don't have much of a life, I do have a full time job and I do have to sleep sometime. I understand that fubar is a game but that doesn't meant that I am spending every single min on here so don't get pissed off at me if I don't respond when yo

workin in the coal mines boy am I soooooooo tired.

im in need of 4 newbies to comment on my profile. any help would be most welcomed and appreciated.

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster

you know its bad when you have to block someone because they just don't understand what the hell you are saying. three strikes and you are out buddy.