Hello!
Have you actually stopped to read this? I have to admit that I often skip reading this and get straight to the pictures myself. Thank you for stopping to read it. :)


I'm here to pass time and maybe make some friends.

I am not going through a midlife crisis. ( I already did that, it was terrible and embarrassing, but I managed to survive)

I am not looking online for my "soulmate" (trying not to gag here)

I am not trying to get laid. My wife will dispute THAT heatedly, so lets just say that I'm not trying to get laid online.

I do frequent a gym and work out quite a bit, but I am NOT GAY, I just want to improve my physical condition and health.

I have a job where my hours are not always set and I can be called away at anytime. There are certain freedoms that this allows, but it can also be disruptive if I'm in the middle of something. If I have to leave suddenly during a conversation, I apologise.

I have no sexual interest in men at all. (This statement should be able to stand on it's own without me saying it 3 different times and I apologise for droning on about it, but you'd be surprised how necessary it is to repeat it.)

If you now have or have ever had a penis, you are not my type. I am not a homophobe gay basher. If you want to be friends that's ok, but guys, please don't tell me I'm hot or sexy, it makes me nauseous. Seriously. kaythnx

If there is anything else you'd like to know, just ask.

I type S L O W. I have to look at the keyboard. Anyone who has seen me on webcam can verify this. If I seeM slow to respond this is why.

Lets have fun!