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Tribute To George Carlin 1937-2008



George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline :





Bush wants us
to cut the amount of gas we use.....








The best way
to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!







That would be
11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....







Bring our
troops home from Iraq to
guard the Border....









When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle
and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .







Tell him if he
wants to come to America then
he must serve a tour in the military....







Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....








After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country.....







He will also
be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....







This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves..
....








If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....







Problem solved.....






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