M, 35 Body: Body: Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If yYou MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email. After you do, make a wish.
If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.
You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years!
You are all good friends to mEe and I am grateful to you.
Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. If you get this back from: 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends... 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends!! 6 people - you have many friends!! 7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!!ou send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal
Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal
After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!
IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)
Four things you want to know about me: 01. 02. 03. 04.
Three things you like about me: 01. 02. 03.
Two things you don't like about me: 01. 02.
My best feature: 01.
Two things you want to do with me: 01. 02.
One word that describe me: 01.
One question for me: 01.
repost this see how many people do this to you
Just copy and send to me...
Hello, Pretty Lady!
You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a kind, warm and loving heart. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies with kind, warm and loving hearts. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty and kind. So hit 10 pretty ladies to let them know they are pretty - both on the inside and the outside - and that they are loved and cared for.
SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU! REMIND LADIES TO BE INFORMED, AWARE AND BE CHECKED FOR THEIR HEALTH'S SAKE. TELL THEM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE THEM - AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PRETTY LADIES WITH KIND, WARM LOVING HEARTS......
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating (even if to one person).
In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer
Hello, Pretty Lady!
You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a kind, warm and loving heart. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies with kind, warm and loving hearts. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty and kind. So hit 10 pretty ladies to let them know they are pretty - both on the inside and the outside - and that they are loved and cared for.
SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, TO BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU! REMIND LADIES TO BE INFORMED, AWARE AND BE CHECKED FOR THEIR HEALTH'S SAKE. TELL THEM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LOSE THEM - AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PRETTY LADIES WITH KIND, WARM LOVING HEARTS......
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating (even if to one person).
In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer
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My Dear Online Friends.....Got this from someone...It is so true.......Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care
Idols:
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1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 1. Am I []cute []sexy []ugly 2. if you had me alone would you []kiss me []sleep with me []ask me to leave 3. what type am I []marry []date []fuck buddy []non of the above 4. What do you think of my personality []nice [] ok []ass hole 5. If I was walking in the rain would you []pick me up []leave me walking 6. do you think I would be_____in bed [] good [] great [] bad 7. If you saw me in a club would you first [] buy me a drink []talk to me [] ignore me 8. If we hooked up what would the first dat be like [] movie [] dinner [] makeout 9. tell me three secrets about you 1 2 3 10. tell me three things you like about me 1 2 3 Now send this bak to me with the answers, be honest, and then repost as real Dating
4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (the very first). 27 Making new friends or spending time with old ones. 28. Playing with a new puppy. 29. Having someone play with your hair. 30. Sweet dreams. 31. Hot chocolate. 32. Road trips with friends. 33. Swinging on swings. 34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger. 35. Making chocolate chip cookies. 36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies. 37. Holding hands with someone you care about. 38. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change. 39. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you. 40. Watching the sunrise. 41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. 42. Knowing that somebody misses you. 43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply. 44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think. Agree or disagree?
Movies & TV:
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You are a "Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the "Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is "Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!
if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! ) 4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! ) 7 - 12 ( WOW! Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )
pic to follow with this it wilTHE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage Knows That There Are Days In The Month When All A Man Has To Do Is Open His Mouth & He Takes His Life Into His Own Hands! This Is A Handy Guide That Should Be As Common As A Driver's License In The Wallet Of Every Husband, Boyfriend, Co-Worker, Or Significant Other!
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
WOW!
LOOK AT YOU!
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
YOU KNOW, THERE AREA LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.
WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE
WINE.
12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. POOR MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
& MY FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends & those who might need a good laugh!!
(Online)
(I HOPE IT ISN'T AN I TOLD U SO!!!!)
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