Don't get upset if I tell you off because you didn't bother to read this...

First, don't bother messaging or friending me if you are expecting to cyber/cam or attempt a sexual conversation. Cybering is masturbation with an audience and I don't need one to get off. I think my "Shut the fuck up" shirt speaks my mind on that one. I'll give you a hint now... NO!

Second, just because I friend, rate or view your profile DOES NOT mean I want to fuck you or even find you attractive. It means I'm surfing the site, found the profile interesting or was in a good mood and going rating happy. End. Of. Story.

WARNING: Contacting the owner of this profile with the intent of initiating sex, be it virtual, cyber, verbal, physical or otherwise, may result in a guest spot in my "The Idiots Of The World Try To Score" blog. You and your profile name will appear in plain text for the world to view your pathetic attempt to get laid. And I will make you look like the moron you are. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Now back to our regularly scheduled profile "About Me" bullshit...

Just because I like dark clothes, metal, cuffs, etc, does not make me into S&M, BDSM or anything even remotely close. These things have nothing to do with how I dress. As for whether or not I'm into them... only one way to find out and its not by messaging me to ask.

Oh! And trying to have a 'normal' conversation by asking me about my interests before you turn it into something sexual instantly pisses me off and you can go fuck yourself. I at least have a bit more respect for those that are honest enough to say they just want to fuck me than an idiot who plays a game first to act like they're interested in you as a person.

As for do I have AIM/YIM/MSN? Yes, and no you can't have my screen name.

I'm a traditional artist into surreal work. My art is posted in the gallery.

I'm a bit all over the place and love every second of it. Life is about being yourself and living to your full potential. In other words, I fucking hate whiners.

If you make a friend request without "quiggley" in the message, I will NOT accept it. Sorry but I prefer people that are real enough to at least take the time to read my profile.

Why do I have the above "read this or risk getting pissed off"? Because people are idiots. I'm just as horny as the rest of ya'll but oddly, I can masturbate without help. If I want to have sex, I tend to actually want the person physically there with me... call me strange.

I severely dislike unnecessary things.

I'm a real nerd, a fake biker, a real weirdo and a fake tomboy. I'm disgustingly independent and a very secure in who I am. If you read this far I'm impressed.

I will use big words. If you don't understand them, google them. If you act like you know what they mean when you really don't... can we say 'ignore'?

I am a sarcastic bitch.... get over it.

If within the first few sentences you tell me you want to conduct some sexual act with me... can we say 'ignore'?

Why? Because you can't seduce the body without seducing the mind.

If you don't like my attitude, please feel free to fuck off.

I'm actually a real sweetheart to my friends and care a lot for those that mean something to me. I love making new ones and enjoy the banter between like minds. If you read this far, you must be really bored... I'm no longer impressed.

I'm not gothic, I'm me. If it appears gothic, its not intentional. I'm me. I don't care that I'm labeled as gothic but don't give me bullshit about it. I'm just being me.

I'm into demonology. Please google if you don't know what its about. I'm not here to educate the masses. I don't mind answering the questions of the genuinely interested but refuse to acknowledge the truly ignorant. If this bothers you, please move right along to the next fluffy profile. Don't bother trying to convert me, I've been converted already. There's no point in saving my soul when its not in danger, but thank you kindly for the offer. We are accepting applicants if you would like to join our demonic circle though. We love the fluffy bunny religions.

I've been called dark, evil and any other word to describe a less "politically correct" individual. I'm not like this to shock you. I don't know you. I'm not like this to make a statement. I don't think most would understand it even if I did. I am not like this because I want to scare you. I think if it scares you, you're a fucking moron. I'm like this because this is who I am. If I was trying to do this to impress anyone my nickname would be Barbie. Its not so I think it suffice to say, I do this solely for myself.

Okay if you read this far... I'm back to being impressed. I still think you are really bored but at least this entertained you enough that you read almost all the way down.

Things about me that might surprise you: I play chess, drink wine, am quite intelligent, study Quantum Physics on my own because I can, am learning several different languages, have quite the mind for business, love foreign films, make an amazing meatloaf, way too much into online gaming, listen to classical music and lives to make others laugh/smile.