PLease read this.....when you approach me on here DO NOT start with hey sexy, hey baby, nice ass, dam I could hit that all night long or whatever. I mean what happened to Hi How are you today? or Maybe Hows it Goin? We are all grown here, or at least I thought please approach me with a lil respect. I Love Fubar and the friends it has made me but it is not my whole life.

I am a mother of three wonderful babies, work in the ER and soon to graduate with my third college degreee, a Bachelors not a certificate LOL so I am not stupid, plz do not talk to me as though I am.

I LOVE to smile, I LOVE to joke, I LOVE the beach and I LOVE my babies more than all of it.

I will give u the same respect u show me and if you rub me all wrong the first time you will get ignored.

I support ANY and ALL troops but the Marine Corp and my litte brother get the most.

You love me right I love you back....



Funny Quotes, pick up lines, etc....ENJOY!!!!

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
-- Frank Zappa

Most fools think they are only ignorant.
-- Benjamin Franklin

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
-- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
- Woody Allen

"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."
- Anonymous

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
- F. Borquin

"Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases."
- Anonymous

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”