IN LONDON, ONTARIO, CANADA; TRYING TO APPLY FOR PERMANENT RESIDENCY!


I am a goofball. I've got a very odd, off-the-wall, dry, silly, sarcastic, smart-assed, entertaining sense of humor. I can be rather spontaneous, or boring; it all depends on my mood. I am eclectic in my likes and dislikes, and in my personality.

I like to write. In fact, I'm hoping someday to be a published author. The genre of my writing usually stays in the realm of horror/suspense, but I can usually write other genres depending on where the story fits. I'm currently working on 3 novels, simultaneously, and many short stories.

I am currently in a polyamorous, open relationship. I am a flirty-pervy, so if you flirt back, please take note that you will NOT get in trouble/be flamed by my gf/have a jealous gf after you/cause problems. Flirting and being naughty is ALLOWED. So . . . relax. lol Now, if my being in polyamorous, open relationship bothers you . . . then it would probably be best if we didn't talk. However, if you believe that I am honestly lying, I will not only give you my gf's profile from a different site, I'll also give you her messenger name. You can talk to you for yourself. lol

Oh, a warning for people . . . I am a gamer (MAJOR RPER!), and a member of the SCA; this makes me a little off. ::grin::

Anyway, other things people should know is that I'm open-minded, and I try very hard not to judge people; physically or otherwise. It's personality and intelligence that impress me. Along with a good sense of humor.

Another thing I believe I should tell people, and pay attention: I am a vampire. Yes, you read that correctly: VAMPIRE. My ex-gf and I were featured on the A&E Documentary "The Secret Life of Vampires," which premiered on Oct. 28th, 2005. Also, I'm Pagan with a Dark personality. Now when I say this, I do not mean I am a Satanist with an Evil personality. Pagan and Satanistic, and Dark and Evil are very different things. I'm spiritual, yes; but not religious. I have my own view on it. And by Dark, I mean I'm a good person (I believe), I just have a dark personlity. Let me see if I can explain this a bit . . . I enjoy nighttime better than daylight; my sense of humor can be warped at times; I draw my energy from the moon; etc. This is one of those situations where one would actually have to meet me to understand what I mean. Just keep an open mind and be calmed to know that I'm neither evil nor do I worship Satan. lol

Also, I don't get offended by much. I don't see much point in spending most of my life pissed. If I offend someone, I apologize . . . but this is who I am. I won't go out of my way to offend people, I'm rather respectful to people, I'm just not gonna apologize for every little thing I do just because someone happens to become offended.

I'm also very touchy-feely. I grew up in a fairly loving family where hugs and affection were not frowned upon. Nothing wrong with a good hug!

Another dive into the workings of my mind: I'm very filthy-minded. lol I'm also intelligent, but I don't go out of my way to shove it in someone's face. Arrogance, depending on the situation, can get very bothersome and irritating. I believe there are certain things people are allowed to have an ego about, just don't go overboard. Remember this: Your head MUST be able to fit through doorframes, hallways, elevators, etc. Unless, of course, you were BORN with an oversize head . . . then I'm sure you could be forgiven. ;-) (Told you I was a smart-ass.)

I'm also BiPolar, but don't let this bother you. Usually, most times, I have a handle on it. That's why I write. My writing IS my medication.

I'm also a sap. I cry at chick-flicks. :-P I've cried at ridiculous, sappy e-mail fwd's before. So, yeah, shut up. lol

I'm 30 years old, I'm 6'1", I have black hair (dyed) that hangs past my shoulderblades, and I have blue eyes. I also have a bit of a tummy. If that bothers you, oh well. ::shrugs::


Now, onto some other things about me, which I do believe people should know to understand me better. If I become too blunt, or you believe I've put way too much knowledge about myself here, that's your problem.

I agree with Neitzche's quote: "What does not destroy me, makes me strong." We should all try to learn by our mistakes, and grow stronger because of them. Of course, if that means making the same mistake more than once . . . so be it.

"People fear that which they do not understand." This is why I try to understand everything I can. I'm not going to say that I don't judge. I don't care WHO claims that they don't, EVERYONE makes a judgement upon someone or something else, whether or not they realize it. I, however, try my damndest to make sure I understand what I'm talking about BEFORE I jump to any judgements.

I believe you can be exceptionally intelligent and still make very stupid mistakes and decisions. Hell, *I* have. :-D

Just because you may not believe I am what I claim I to be, does NOT mean I'm not. Believe what you want, I'm not here to force you to change your beliefs. I can't make you believe anything . . . that's up to YOU. There's a difference between having a open, possibly skeptical, mind . . . and disbelieving everything to the point of trying to DEBUNK everything. That's not skepticism, that's arrogance and fear. If you really, truly have that much of a problem trying to keep an open mind, and maybe at least ADMITTING there are things on this Earth that aren't always within the realm of Realism, then you have a bigger problem than I EVER will. And you will have a sad, blind, lonely existence.

I believe in love at first sight, AND love at first talk. People were MEANT to connect with each other. It happens. It's part of our genetic make-up.

I believe everyone you meet in your life, whether it be for five minutes, or fifty years, you were MEANT to meet at that moment you met them. From that meeting, it's up to YOU to decide how to proceed. That whole "reason, season, lifetime" saying is something I believe in wholeheartedly. With that first glance, that first "Hello", that meeting could change your life forever, for better or worse. But we're all meant to connect somehow, on some level.

I try to give most people a chance, at least at first. (Certain people I will not bother with, even for a moment . . . but that's few and far between.) I believe everyone should be given at least one chance. And at least one other chance in their life to redeem themself, if need be. If you brush someone aside, without even taking the time to TRY to get to know them, regardless of what your differences might be, you risk losing a potential friend, savior, or more.

If I give my friendship to someone, take it. I may not become friends with everyone, but I will try to get along with most people. Where my friendship is concerned, I enjoy making friends. But I don't like being taken advantage of. Even the dictionary cannot give a completely accurate definition of what a friend is. It's a feeling; it's more than a feeling. There's a bond there, an invisible rope that binds friend to friend. Even an enemy could have been, or might be, a potential friend at some point. As I said, if I give my friendship, take it. But don't abuse it. I may be TOO trusting at times, but I'd rather trust too many people and get burned here and there, than trust NO ONE and never find any happiness. Anyone who claims they are better off alone, and better off NOT letting anyone in . . . is in a very sad state. EVERYONE needs human contact, whether you want it or not. You have been warned, for if you are one of these people, I will slowly chip away at your wall until I get inside. Not out of a challenge, not out of some form of male, chest-thumping, gorilla machismo, and not just to prove I can. But because I believe we all need friends. It's not the quantity of the friends you have, it's the quality.

Sometimes, I like to throw out random goofy movie quotes, whether they work with the current situation at hand, or whether it's just for shits and giggles. Hey, I have a strange sense of humor, as I said. I'm a movie freak, and if I hear a quote that happens to stay with me, or I find profound, or I laugh my ass off at . . . prepare to hear it. Possibly several times throughout the course of your knowing me. :-D Can we say 'cheesy'? lol

I'm spontaneous. I enjoy just getting up and randomly doing something because the mood hits me at that moment to do . . . whatever. As long as it's within reason and isn't going to get anyone seriously hurt or killed. Or get my ass kicked. I may be able to hold my own, and I may have a thing for mild BDSM . . . But I have this thing about pain during certain situations: It hurts, and I don't like it. It's not me.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I believe in certain government conspiracies. I don't have faith in our government, or in this country. So, call me unpatriotic if you must, but I'll believe what I wish.

I believe in UFOs, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and a slew of other "myths".

I believe in magic. I believe magic still exists in the world; it's just that too many people have lost the ability to see it, feel it, or believe it as they've grown up.

I'm a fan of Urban Legends. I study them regularly, research them on the web and in libraries, and have a few books on the subject. If you come to me with a story, and I can sense it's a UL . . . I'll burst your bubble. Not out of meanness of spirit, or to be an asshole . . . but because I can't help it. I get a kick out of UL's. They're a pet project of study for me.

In some of my blog posts, I may come across as an asshole, or angry. I am neither. I believe everyone is entitled to an opinion, and everyone needs to vent. A blog lets one do that. Before you decide to curse me out after reading a controversial post I have jotted down in my blog, please think about it BEFORE you act. It may actually make sense once you read it with an open mind.

I have a very bad habit: I correct other people's spelling errors. Again, this is not out of some sort of ego, assholish-ness, or power trip. It's because I get so tired of how the English language has been bastardized and 'dumbed down' over the years. I can't help it, I got 'A's in English all through school. Plus, I'm a writer as I previously mentioned. My grammar may not always be 100% perfect, but it's better than most I've seen. I have a low tolerance for those who CONSTANTLY interchange the definitions of 'two', 'too', and 'to'; and 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. Also, apostrophes do not belong at the end of every plural. Grrr!

I'm very opinionated, but I try to express my opinion (most times) in a way that'll either make someone laugh, or make them think. I am not out to purposefully offend anyone, or make them uncomfortable. However, it does happen at times. And though I may apologize (most times) for it, it's not MY fault if you get offended over every little thing someone says or does. And I WON'T apologize if I am firm in certain beliefs I have, whether or not they're found offensive. People are too thin-skinned in this day and age, and it seems that everyone needs to be offended by something or someone to feel better.

I am a people person. I always have been. I enjoy people, for the most part; even though, sometimes, I can't stand them. lol Yes, I'm a walking contradiction sometimes. Heh.

I can be very absent-minded at times. That's just because my mind is going through thoughts a million an hour. However, I do enjoy just vegging sometimes. EVERYONE needs to be lazy once in a while.

I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. That's up to you. A saying of my own: "You can FUCK me, just don't fuck me OVER." I don't particularly care for being stabbed in the back. Please don't do it. IF, somehow, we find ourselves as enemies . . . the worst that will happen to you is that you will be ignored. I've got better things to do with my time than to try to track you down and make your life hell. It's just not worth the effort. (Unless you try to fuck over my friends or family . . . then we're wading into dangerous territory.) We don't like each other, that's it. End of story. I can live my life just fine with that. BUT, if we do end up enemies, or you end up not liking me for some reason . . . please tell me why. To just instantly dislike someone for the purpose of disliking them, is childish. if you'd rather not tell me, that's fine. Be that way. That's up to you. But, if I don't like you, at least I will try to be respectful enough (regardless of how much I dislike you) to give you a reason behind it. No matter if it's a purely ridiculous reason, I'll still be honest about it and tell you.

Oh yes, fair warning: I also have a very cheesy sense of humor. I'm easily amused. I may find something drop-down, laugh-out-loud funny that YOU find just completely inane. There's a reason I like MST3K and Monty Python. lol