Interests
I love jokes and silly facts:
Life's all about ass .. we're either covering it .. laughing it off .. kicking it .. kissing it .. trying to get a piece of it .. or acting like one!
I am sweet, loveable, kind, shy and innocent .. oh for heaven's sake! STOP LAUGHING!!
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's .. I'll be doing it my way, and you'll be loving it!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger, and tell you to "Bite Me"!
It takes your food 7 seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 lbs. The average man's penis is 2 times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger then concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacterias on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now .. Men are still checking their thumbs!! God Bless Men .. HeHe!
A 80 year old lady was marrying for the 4th time. The newspaper asked if she would mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living. She smiled and said "My first husband was a banker, then I married a Circus Ringmaster, next was a Preacher and now in my 80's a Funeral Director". When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers, she explained .. I married 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 to go ..
The population of this country is 310 million, 160 are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Terrorists. Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in the hospital. Leaving 1,212,000 people to do the work. Now, there are1,211,998 people in prison. That leaves just 2 people to do the work. You and me! And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading this! .. Nice! Real Nice!!
Music
Like I have already said I love hard rock .. Really getting into European Rock especially from Germany. Don't understand a word they are saying, but FUCK they can play.
I can also get into Dubstep music (have to be in the mood first).
But my favorite is Renaissance (Swedish).
Movies
Well here is another one I have already answered, but for you people that don't like to read everything.
I love horror flicks and sappy movies .. such a glutton for things that go bump in the night and chick flicks.
Video Games
Not into .. my sons play enough for all of us.
Mobile
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