There are only three reasons I EVER come here: Extreme boredom and/or curiosity. The third reason is a secret. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to enter your dreams and do vile and unholy things to your body.

Do NOT try to talk to me just to add me to your list. That's annoying and besides, I'll just deny you and make you feel like an idiot anyway. I neither desire nor require a bunch of "friends" I'll never talk to and I don't add people I've never spoken to.

And lastly, you should know my feelings about ratings: Fuck 'em. I couldn't care less what you rate me. Actually, I'd be fine with all ONES, that way I'd have the lowest score and I'd win. If you ASK me to rate you, I'll ignore your stupid point whoring ass. Don't ask. It's aggravating and a bit petty in my opinion. If I feel like rating you, I will. If not, I won't. Also, you should be aware I will neither fan, rate nor add you if you don't have a salute. I know. I'm cool like that. Bitches.

PS - If football season doesn't get here soon, I may have to kill someone.

Also, the house at 1428 Elm Street is for sale if anyone's interested.

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