I am a a proud mom of 2 wonderful children
my son jimmy and my daughter lacey.

I am also in a great relationship
I enjoy fishing camping and sitting by the fire and have a some drinks and pretty much anything to do with the out doors. I am easy going laid back i get along with just about everyone

I am on here to surf and make some new frinds

If you want to know anything don't hesitate to ask :)


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Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.
























A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

Red...............cherry,"

Yellow............lemon,"

Green.............lime,"

Orange............orange."

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"