I AM MARRIED

Anyone with issues because of that leave me alone. For those that
understand the need to post this fine, for those that don't get it,
don't even bother asking. Do not ask me why I say what I say, or why I
do what I do. When you know me the you will understand. But
if I get one more email from another self-righteous bitch I am gonna
friggin scream!!!

In regards to those that have coined me "self-righteous, whining , and
shallow" because of my profile, (Hi Panda) piss off, unless you have the
balls to post a comment on my page and "not" block me, so that I
may respond to your musings in turn.

I am here to make friends, not to find a
piece of ass! Not that I am gonna turn the right one down, get
real, I am a guy!! Let me make it easy for you people...I AM A
PIG! ok, having said that, if you cant get past the first
paragraph, then I don't wanna talk to ya anyway!

If you are easily offended, then you dont want to go any further.
Please understand, I am here to have fun, not to make you feel all warm
and fuzzy....well, I guess that depends on who ya are.

And by the way...HELL NO!! If I get one more request from a lady
asking me to buy her a HAPPY HOUR or BLAST to see her naked ass, I am
gonna scream. If I wanna see porn, I will join a friggin porn
site. Do I purchase blast for others, yes I do, but those are
people I know and love, good friends. If I dont know you, just
keep rollin, caz it aint gonna happen.

I don't mind adding you as a friend. Hell! we can all use new
friends! But getting added to my FAMILY list is something
totally different. You have to meet at least one of
three criteria for getting added to the family list and staying on it.
My call not yours. (duh!?!)

1. You have to be from either Michigan or one of the Carolina
   states. --Or--


2. You have to impress me either visually, mentally or both. And
   since we are not in the same room, good luck with that.--Or--


3. Keeping in touch, like family would is always helpful.

So, having said that...No need to get "pissy" because you cant see
all the images I have posted after you add me as a friend. Because those
for the most part are reserved for family. And, (for the lady in
Jacksonville...well not just her, but she pissed me off.) just because
you send a friend request, does not mean I have to accept it.

You can learn a lot about a person, if ya just take the time to
read what they post on their personal pages. Feel free to send stuff for
posting, if ya like!

http://www.dklive.com

If ya wanna talk, if you have the cell call it, if not, you can message
me using "moondogkzoo" at yahoo, msn and aol.