I LIKE TO TAKE HTML CODES FROM OTHER SITES, BECAUSE ALL THAT SHIT CONFUSES ME. I'M READING IT NOW, AND IT'S LIKE GIBBERISH. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A THIEF. OR DOES IT? DOES ANYBODY REALLY GIVE A FUCK? I MEAN REALLY, WHO GIVES A SHIT? DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFILE? SERIOUSLY, WHO READS THIS CRAP? I MEAN I COULD TELL YOU I'M A BILLIONAIRE. AND MAYBE I AM. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? PERHAPS I'M ELVIS. OR I COULD BE AN ALIEN. YOU NEVER KNOW. PERHAPS ELVIS IS AN ALIEN. HE IS STILL ALIVE, YOU KNOW. AHH, I KNOW - I'M A RETARD SO I'LL END THIS NOW. (MY MYSPACE FRIENDS WILL RECOGNIZE THE ABOVE. SHUT UP! I'M LAZY!) I AM MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN. I'M NOT LOOKIN FOR ANOTHER ONE.
Fun Survey
Unbasic Basics...
Nickname you prefer:
Professor Chaos
Age, including months:
28 years 11 months
What is your ethnic background?:
Irish/German/English
Real hair color:
Brown/Blond
Age you got your first piercing/tattoos:
N/A
How many?:
N/A
Shampoo/conditioner:
I honestly don't remember
Deodorant:
AXE
Perfume/cologne:
N/A
Favorite shirt:
Red Jimi Hendrix shirt
Soap?:
Dial
Lotion?:
N/A
More In-Depth...
Do you hold grudges or forgive easy?:
Hold grudges
How many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?:
0
Are you happy when you are single?:
No
Do you feel like you have everything you want/need?:
No
Are you content?:
No
Do you have any phobias?:
Lettuce and Raccoons
Whats your favorite physical feature about you?:
Eyes
Whats your favorite part of your personality?:
Sense of humor
What do you wanna be when you grow up?:
Writer
Is 30 old?:
Not really
Do you have a crush on anyone?:
No
What's the prettiest part of your body?:
Eyes...again
If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?:
Egypt
Movie you wished you had starred in:
JFK
Who is the coolest person you know?:
Me
Is there someone that you cant stop thinking about that doesnt know it?:
No
What song is in your head right now?:
N/A
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?:
Nothing
Do you love your mom?:
Yes
Do you love your dad?:
Yes
Do you love our siblings?:
Yes
Do you get along better with men or women?:
About the same
Plain or peanut?/Smooth or crunchy?:
Plain/Smooth
White or wheat?:
White
Favorite drink?:
Dr.Pepper
Favorite alchoholic drink?/Favorite mixed drink?:
I don't drink
Favorite city?:
St. Louis
Favorite store?:
Spencers
Favorite food?:
Steak
Favorite animal?:
Dog
Best friend's name(s)?:
Me
Do you obssess over little things?:
Sometimes
What's your favorite word?:
Pudknocker
What's your favorite restaurant?:
Any steak house
What color are your underwear right?:
Not wearing any underwear, just my pjs
If you could join one band, what band would it be?:
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
If you could resurrect one band, what band would it be?:
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Favorite male vocalist? Female vocalist?:
Jim Morrison/Janis Joplin
Favorite body part on a guy/girl?:
Boobs
What your ideal mate should look like:
Long, dark hair
What your ideal mate should act like:
Human
What your ideal mate should be intersted in:
Doesn't matter
What can your ideal mate not do?:
Lie/Cheat
Do you believe in soul mates?:
Yes
Who do you love the most in the whole wide world?:
Amy
Lastly...
Tell us something most people dont know about you:
I'M INTERESTED IN THINGS AND STUFF. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T REAL INTERESTED IN WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE OF INTEREST TO OTHERS, AND I FIND THAT INTERESTING. SOME INTERESTS ARE INTERESTING. HOWEVER, SOME INTERESTS AREN'T INTERESTING. THAT, TOO, IS INTERESTING. I'M INTERESTED IN THE WORD "INTEREST," AND HOW MANY TIMES I CAN USE THE WORD "INTEREST" IN THIS INTERESTING PIECE. IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT. I'M INTERESTED IN WHAT THE FINAL COUNT MIGHT BE. I'M INTERESTED IN WHY I'VE SUDDENLY GONE CRAZY WITH INTERESTS. I'M INTERESTED IN THE FACT THAT I'VE USED SOME FORM OF THE WORD "INTEREST" 18 TIMES, ERR....19 TIMES. TO ME THAT'S INTERESTING. I'M INTERESTED IN HOW CRAZY YOU THINK I AM BY READING THIS PIECE. I'M INTERESTED IN HOW LONG AGO I LOST YOUR INTEREST.
Which Forgotten 80s Cartoon Character Are You?
You are He-Man from Masters of the Universe! You take life very seriously, and you should, considering you are the keeper of all that is good and right in the universe! However, your nonstop suspicion of Skeletor and his henchman can start your friends wondering why you don't loosen up once in awhile. Take this quiz!
(GO BIG RED!!!)
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