lets see about me ... love to live and enjoy what i do have in life lifes to short that i know all to well . love to flirt thats as up front as i can get ,, dont like drama but i dont mind being a freind to and listing .but in genral im here to escape the rea l world i stay home with my kids instead of going out . there my first prority i work hard and play harder. enjoy the out doors and trying new adventures in all aspect . you never know if you like something unless you try it ;)
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2008 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging aroundunemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it ispissed off, and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it hastwo dependents, and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxedaccording to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.008 - 10" Pole Tax $250.005 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.003 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION