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I am a small town girl who had big dreams of becoming the next big thing. Yes I wanted to work at Dairy Queen and serve that delicious soft serve ice cream. Then I went onto bigger and better things. I became a cashier at the local Piggly Wiggly. I was the best darn cashier you could have ever zoomed out on with a wide angled lens. I became Manager and then I almost bought the franchise until they realized that I had less than a perfect credit score of 102. They refused my loan and ideas. I was devasted so into the arms of a mullet wearing man I went. He offered me a job working on the back of his garbage truck.. It was a class A job. Nothing like jumping on the back of that Green Machine everyday and man did I find some treasures. My first mobile home was decorated with all kinds of neat little finds from that back of that garbage truck. Everything in my life was going peachy keen until I found myself fiddling through others garbage during the wee hours of the mornings. Yes I was addicted to trash. I then had to slap myself back into reality. I ended up in Group Trash Therapy where each week I earned a gold star on the wall of improvement. That led me to my final resting place. I now run Bertha Mays Beauty Salon and Skin Disorders where I answer the phones and take down messages. So if you ever need your hair done or your ass scratched come on down to Bertha Mays Beauty Salon and Skin Disorders where we scratch all your cares away. Why just last week I had a tick removed from my third nipple and there ain't any scarin. So I suppose that sums it all up in a nut shell... I sure hope you all come by and visit me at Bertha Mays located right next to Petes Porn Shop and Bakery where all your sweet needs can be satisfied in one trip. See ya'll soon!





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About me.. Let's see! I'm a tad bit sarcastic so either you love me or just deal with it. I can handle a joke even if it's on me. I've been called many things... Witty, adorable, cute, charming, sweet, loving, outspoken, funny, care free, chunky monkey, sweet tater, pumpkin doodle, and a smart ass.. Of course the list goes on and on..

Yes, I am a red-head, Thanks to Clairol.. I am also 6 foot tall and the weather is fine up here trust me. I love to bake and cook. I enjoy many things.. bbq'n, sitting around a fire enjoying a cold one, reading a good book, 4-wheelin and getting muddy, a quiet evening cuddling on the couch, the smell of fresh cut flowers and lets not forget midget porn. I love nice compliments but again who doesn't? I actually enjoy doing yard work including working in my flower garden and mowing the grass. I love to play my accoustic guitar as well as write songs. I LOVE to fish.. its an escape for me.. Nothing like the fight to catch a big red or just something simple like perch jerk'n... It's the simple things in life that I enjoy!

I love to travel when I can find the time and you most likely can find me on the beach with a margarita in one hand a shot of tequilla in the other (as a chaser of course) because it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

I'm the type of gal that if you ask the question expect my honest answer. I'm honest, trustworthy and well kind hearted but never mistake that for weakness. I'm here to meet friends not "meat" them.


Well I feel as though I've written my auto-biography and yes you can find mine at Amazon.com for only $49.95! The Life and Pleasures of Purty .. Please purchase it.. My light bill is due soon.

Any questions.. well feel free to ask!