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22, Female, East Islip, NY

Name:Lindsay
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(last updated:December 18, 2008 @ 7:54 pm)
I'm Pretty Fucking Awesome.


About Me

OK so some random shit about me...
*warning* I tend to ramble...

Well, let's see.. start with the obvious.
My name's Lindsay
I'm 5'5.
I grew up on Long Island.. and I'm still stuck there.
I went to school for education, concentrating in early intervention
I am a single mother of a young boy whom I love with all my heart.
I want to be a foster mom.
I have a traditional mindset.
In other words, I'd love to be a stay-at-home mom.
I'm insane.
I love to laugh.
I'm absolutely spontaneous.
I like to go out and have a good time.
And I absolutely love random road trips.
I party whenever I can.
My family is my life, and they will always come first.
I tend to be friends to everyone, even if that pisses some people off.
I'm told I remind people of Topanga from Boy Meets World, so Topanga has seemed to turn into my new nickname. haha.
My favorite color is green
I absolutely love FROGS.
I have them tattooed on my foot.
Although, I have eaten frog's legs.
If I'm watching TV - I'm watching game shows.
I used to have a Mazda MPV that my father gave me.
Although, we're not a typical rich long island family.
I called my car my tomboy - because it's really just a mini-van dressed up as a truck.
Now I have this old Nissan Sentra with a hole in the muffler.
Atleast everyone knows when I'm coming.
As they should.
No, I'm really not this arrogant.
Yes, I'm single.
Yes, I'm a mother
Yes, I'm 22.
Get the fuck over it, and move on.
and Yes, it was my choice.
Well, actually he couldn't, being I've signed no lease.
The Northern Lights amaze me.
I absolutely love the rain.
Thunderstorms are unbelievable.
Especially at the beach (meaning ocean).
Sexiest time ever. Walks in the warm rain are my fondest memories.
My parents are divorced and remarried.
So, I have two brothers, three stepbrothers, and three stepsisters.
Imagine how much I spend on birthday presents.
I laugh all the time.
Yes, I'm always happy.
I dance in the middle of the street.
I have jumped on top of a car before just to prove to someone that you can be original and weird whenever you please.
I sing little kid songs when I'm doing the dishes.
I used to want to be an actress.
I've taken classes and been in shows.
Supposedly, I'm good at it.
I play the cello - played for 13 years now.
I cry at sad movies all the time.
Hell, TV shows too...
Actually, I've cried from a commercial too, but that one hit home.
I can't whistle.
I can't wink.
I have been outside this country.
I've been overseas.
I absolutely love to travel - and I'm always planning a trip somewhere.
I can move one eye at a time.
I love to dance.
I used to take classes - but then I got into sports.
Yes, I am a tomboy.
I have played basketball, soccer, and baseball on a team - as well as roller hockey with the neighbors.
I can cook.
I take pride in my tomato sauce.
I'm part Italian, German, and English.
I'm the only one in my immediate family with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a light skin tone.
And no, I'm not adopted.
And yes, my father is the mailman...
But that's the guy my mom married.
I love to be spontaneous.
I love random road trips.
I love meeting new people.
And I tend to be good at "breaking the ice"
We're just nicer about it.
I have no artistic talent
But I love art
So I take art history classes instead.
And travel to Paris to go to museums.
I've seen the Mona Lisa.
It's fucking small.. and really, not his best work.
I live on caramel latte's - double espresso.
And when there isn't any good coffee place around, red bull.
I absolutely love kids.
Probably because I am one.
I'm optimistic about everything.
Yes, everything.
I enjoy life.

Uhm.. yeah - but that's all for now.
I'll probably add later -- kisses and hugs!!!




4 quotes I live by...
"Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?"
"There is no way to happiness and peace. Happiness and Peace are the Way" -The Buddha
"Without Suffering there would be no Compassion in the World" -- Mandy Moore in A Walk to Remember
"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog" --Caroline K. Simon

And some other ones I love...And probably live by too. hehe...
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" -- Homer J. Simpson

"The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw." --H. Ellis - Impression and Comments

"An optimist is the human personification of spring." -- Susan J. Bissonette

"Politics - Poly meaning many, and Ticks meaning blood sucking parasites." --Larry Hardiman
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(last updated:December 18, 2008 @ 7:47 pm)
I listen to pretty much anything, but my go-to is always my "stoner-hippie-rock" Things like Guster, OAR, Jason Mraz - anything fun and goodhearted that I can sing along to.
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I just like to go out and have a good-ass-mutha-fuckin' time. Plain and Simple.


You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.

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Face

92%

Abs/Stomach

83%

Butt

67%

Boobs

33%


















You prefer Rough sex!


You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you.


















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If you know this, message me. You are officially awesome
So here he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance a half measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible. I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing. Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?


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