I'm 36, I have a four year old son and I have a bachelor's in nursing. (That means I'm an RN!) I work on pulmonary stepdown and I love my patients! I am also a craftsperson... see my stuff at http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5195927
I am middle aged, moderately attractive and overweight. I like weird music and weirder books. My son has a nearly completely handsewn (boots included) Link costume - you know, from the Legend of Zelda. This particular incarnation is Windwaker Link.
To me, Fubar is some nice people, some guys looking for poontang, and some people who rag on me for being fat. So basically, it's just like real life.