if your someone i am banging or have had sex with in the past, chances are you will call me Chris.. if not barker will do just fine, i enjoy polo lacrosse and looting, i enjoy long walks on the beach (and by long walks on the beach i mean to the front door of my house) after anal. and i am a fan of death metal. i sing in a death metal band ( in my head ). i dont do drugs and i dont drink .. well i drink once in a while and when i do i always wake up with a sore ass... i have yet to make the connection between drinking and ass pain... might have to look into that... i think girls with tattoos are about as sexy as it gets, and girls who stay out of the sun... like a vampires skin tone... i masturbate ALL the time, like right now i am typing with one hand... sweet huh? and i sleep when i am at work, so yeah.. i am into mustangs and jeeps, because i have both of them. and if you want to know or see more of me goto myspace.com/bakaughh and yeah, oh one more thing, i have been told i am horrible in bed and my penis is huge ... (those are both lies) and i am working on sleeves (tattoos) i go to the painstation in saint louis on Lindbergh and the guy who does my work, his name is ty, he owns that place. update. i just re pierced my tongue after i guess 5 years of having it out, and im getting my nipples and septum done here shortly, yeah and i cant wait to have my sleeves done, that will be good stuff
oh and i took an online easy ass iq test, i told you i rule