(adapted for Fubar from my MySpace profile)

I am very much a plain-jane. If you see me out and about I will most likely be barefoot. I strive to see (find) the magic in everyday life. My kids are my life; I love them more than myself. On the same note, I often run short of patience: I have a low tolerance for stupidity and ignorance (though I often ask stupid questions). A day without music is a day not worth living. I drive too fast. Procrastination is my first 2 names. House-keeping lands somewhere around 65 on my list of things to do each day. (Although, I would like to take this moment to thank David for introducing me to ‘crack-in-a-cup’!!)
I smoke too much, I drink too much and I am addicted to caffeine. 

Loves:

My babies, all things cheese, music, Bud Light (Bacardi & Cosmopolitans are tied for second), my mom’s lasagna, napping on rainy afternoons, darts, pool, good hair days, people watching, boxer shorts (not on me) :O)

Pet Peeves:

Bendy straws, other drivers, kitchen cabinets that have been left open for no reason except laziness, ignorance, people with no personality/sense of humor, neighbors who mow their lawn before 9am, junk mail (I actually send junk mail back to other junk mail people...), 

• What does your profile name mean?: My first and middle names mooshed together.


• Elaborate on your default photo: At present it is a pic taken of me on Mother's Day.


• Do you drink?: Nearly without pause.


• What is your current mood?: Chill


• What exactly are you wearing right now?: White T and cut off Yoga pants (typical around the house)


• What is your current problem?: Money, Men, Auto.


• What do you love most?: I love that I cannot just pick one good thing in my life. Too many to choose from.


• Do you smoke?: Yup!


• Are you musically talented?: No. I do enjoy music immensely, though


• If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: I would skip the first date with my ex-husband.


• If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: LOL, I just discussed this with a friend the other day: Pig.


• Ever had a near death experience?: Yes. More than once.


• Have you ever been in love?: Yes, it is my favorite place to be :)


• What is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: Apache Rose Peacock


• Name someone with the same birthday as you: Jay Murphy (love you, Handsome Man!)


• Have you ever vandalized someones private property?: Not that you know of....


• Have you ever been in a fight?: No.


• Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?: Yes. Before I started smoking I had a beautiful voice.


• What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Teeth


• What do you usually order from McDonalds?: Indigestion.


• Do you hurt yourself on purpose?: Lord no.


• Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?: Ally Sheedy


• Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?: Yes. I love me a good Disney flick.


• Did you have braces?: No


• Are you comfortable with your height?: Extremely


• Do you have a crush on someone on your profile?: That's what it says


• Does this person have a crush on you?: It was a mutual kinda thing.