Things I like---Really fast loud things that sometimes tend to crash into other really fast loud things at 200mph, Knocking back a few cold beers with my bros, shooting pool, playing poker, and trying my damndest to shock the neighbors. I like a woman whos not afraid to wear cowboy boots and nothing else, whos not afraid of long passionate kisses in public places and who'll take me home push me down on the bed then roll me around on the floor.

Things I dont like---These princess, primadonna, "oh I broke a nail" type women. I want the baddest bitch in the world baby.