WOW, Ok so this is the small 2 minutes of your time to tell you about me huh?
Well, does Walter Mitty mean anything? That seems to be the story of my life.. only its not dreams, I live it out.
I am in Iraq, and I stayed behind for a second tour. Most of my last tour was painful to think about. I also was out and about around the chole country.
This second tour is a little bit more laid back. I am on a personel security team that secures all of the VIPs and USO acts. ( Ques: Why don't we ever get Pornstars through here?)
My sex drive is extrememly high.. which is hard ( no pun intended ) since I am deployed. I haven't been laid in almost a year, I haven't had any alcohol in almost a year.. So Ladies...Girls... if you wanna impress me ( and very few of you do I realize).. I'm all about the "Face Down--- Ass up-- look back over your shoulder and smile" pose.
I also have a piercing. I have had 4, but now that I am in Uniform I had to take a few out. All I have left is one in me. CAN YOU GUESS WHERE..and WHAT KIND? (Actually if I had KNOWN what I know now about this piercing, I would have had it done when I was 20).
I think I am wondering whaT I will go back too. I had a store-- and then I closed it down once I was deployed.. now that the economy is in the shitter and my stock portfolio is screaming :"I've been raped"...I often wonder what I am going to go back too..
I wont release too much personal information about me just yet. That has to be earned. What I would like to see though is this: I would like to see how many cute female friends and Cool guy friends I can get... I never did this on MySpace or Facebook.. but on this site, I want to see how many friends I can get. ( and yes I generally stay in touch). I read some girls profile and she said she had 58,000 friends.. Is that possible for a guy who looks like a dorkfish to achieve? Well with your help I believe we can get there.
I cal myself the Dorkfish, because I feel like one.. I dont like my looks or very much about me.
I blot out name /rank /unit/ and army insignia so Uncle Sam can't play Big Brother on me.
(All and forth all over this globe..buzz me)
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