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Lonely Stoner
24, Male, Burlington, WI

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Birthday:February 29th
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(last updated:November 15, 2008 @ 5:13 am)
My name is Matt, I'm 24 and live in a little hick town in Wisconsin. i'm quite a boring person really, and you probably don't want to talk to me. That's ok though, i'm not really a people person anyways. Nothing personal, but i'm really picky when it comes to people. I can be a total ass, but in general i like to think that i am a nice guy. I'm sweet but brutally honest. I don't have much of a life other than working and sitting at home. I'm rather anti social and tend to not like most people, that's probably why i only have like one friend, and never really leave my house except to work... I'm not into the things that most "normal" people do. I don't drink or dance, so i don't go to the bars or clubs, nor am i into partys, or sporting events, or fishing or most of the other crap that "normal" people do. Honestly a good day for me is hanging out with my girlfriend doing the nerdy stuff we do, that is when i can convice her to come home. and when we actually get along, which isn't very often anymore. Though lately she'd rather spend her nights hanging out with her parents than with me. So i spend most of my time sitting here alone getting stoned, and building stuff in my shop, or playing online, or cleaning my house, haha yea i'm lame i know... I'm starting to feel like i'm wasting my time with her anyways considering she doesn't want a future together.
I really don't get along with most guys either, so that why i pretty much only talk to girls. I think i need to find a nice, sweet, girly girl stoner chick that actually likes hanging out at home and doesn't have to be doing something all the time. Maybe then i wouldn't have to be alone all the time. And maybe someone who doesn't have to be so fucking independant all the time. All in all i really just want more than anything to have a pretty wife, and a daughter. I'm so envious of all the guys i see that have that, it makes me horribly depressed that i can't have that. Hopefully one day it'll work out like that for me though. But the odds of me finding that person i'm looking for that would actually be willing to marry me are very slim, so my hopes are pretty low... Anyways, that's pretty much me. Feel free to send me a message, i'm always up for chatting, especially if you'd marry me ;) lol

Some Random Likes, Dislikes, And Facts About Me...

-I love short petite girls
-I'm pretty short, 5'7"
-I smoke like a chimney
-I love animals, especially cats
-I hate alcohol, especially beer
-I love weed, I get stoned every day
-Girls with freckles are WAY hott!
-Girls with short hair are an automatic turn off
-I HATE tattoos
-I like piercings, especially lip and eyebrow
-I hate nipple piercings though
-My cat is my best friend
-I love girly girls
-I'm not very fond of girls with glasses
-I like the color black
-I love camping and hiking
-I find long fingernails really creepy and gross
-I'm a neat freak
-I really hate clutter
-I love when girls wear pink
-Driving is stressful for me
-I love my truck though
-I like plants, though they always seem to die
-I have 6 piercings
-I greatly enjoy going to rummage sales
-I hate parties
-I love women with wide hips
-Pregnant girls are totally yummy
-I hate guys, they're assholes
-People who can't spell or use proper grammar irritate me
-I'm crafty, I can build or fix about anything
-I want to get married so bad
-I would give anything to have a daughter
-I have an obsession with Sharpie markers & Mag lites
-I act too old for my age, but i'm a kid at heart
-I'm needy
-I hate water
-I don't go to the beach
-I find it very unattractive when girls wear hats
-I want to feel loved, wanted, and needed
-I like to always be with my significant other
-I hate talking on the phone
-Tall girls are intimidating
-I hate hunting and fishing
-I don't mind shopping
-I like to get stoned and clean my apartment
-I'm addicted to my computer
-This is the second time i've typed all this
-I drink massive amounts of mountain dew
-I like taking pictures but hate having my pic taken
-I love storms but greatly fear getting hit by lightning
-I love sweet, needy, sensitive girls,
-I listen to music alot
-I think it's creepy when girls have bushy eyebrows
-I greatly enjoy staying at home and cuddling on the couch
-Sex is fun but quite over rated
-I'm quite kinky
-I swear alot
-I really hate country music
-I have a crude, sick, perverted sense of humor
-I'm a very jealous person
-I like going to the junkyard
-I've been hurt alot and have a hard time trusing people
-I'm very quiet and shy around people i don't know
-I think my current relationship has become a lost cause
-I think i'm quite unattractive
-I'm pretty sensitive, for a guy
-People always seem to come to me for advice
-I hate religon
-South Park brings me so much joy in life
-I have an obsession with tools
-I really like grilling out
-I've probably repeated some of these by now
-I love giving and recieving massages
-I REALLY hate sports
-I'm brutally honest
-I really like car shows
-I can not stand the words "bling" and "holla"

Video Games:
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(last updated:September 1, 2008 @ 7:44 am)
VirtualThug - Best Game ever, though they shut down the site :(

Guitar Hero 2

007 Goldeneye

Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

Sim City 3000

haha yea i'm not much into video games...
Music:
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(last updated:May 4, 2008 @ 5:15 pm)
Stuff like Shiny Toy Guns - Panic! At The Disco - Blink 182 - Death Cab For Cutie - Everclear - Taking Back Sunday - 30 Seconds To Mars - Flaw - Nickelback - Pink Floyd - Angels And Airwaves - Three Days Grace - Mudvayne - Metallica - Nirvana - Tool - Goo Goo Dolls - Vast - Jethro Tull - Stabbing Westward - Type O Negative - Sublime - NIN - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Serj Tankian - Default - Electric Light Orchestra - Fall Out Boy - Candlebox - Jewel - Good Charlotte - Social Distortion - Chevelle - Simple Plan - Crossfade - Staind - Eminem - Goldfinger - Plus 44 - Queensryche - The Eagles - Incubus - The Killers - Lacuna Coil - Matchbox 20 -Led Zepplin - Offspring - Linkin Park - Papa Roach - Green Day - REM - Soul Asylum - Slipknot - Rush - Trapt - Staind - Flyleaf - Our Lady Peace - Van Morrison - Smashing Pumpkins - Third Eye Blind - Nonpoint - System Of A Down - Gin Blossoms - Tom Petty - Ozzy - Snow Patrol - Assemblage 23 - Bullet For My Valentine - Modest Mouse - All American Rejects - The Scorpions - Garbage - Drowning Pool - Lostprophets - Eric Clapton - and a whole lot more...
Interests:
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My interests are Music, Movies, 420, Cigarettes, Camping, Hiking, Myspace, Cars, Computers, My Digital Camera, Hack, Sleep, Cats, Online Games, GTA, Animals, Electronics, Car Audio, Fixing stuff, Piercings, BonFires, Guitar, Drawing, Mountain Dew, Aquariums, Car Shows, Xmods, Model Cars, Woodworking, Guitar Hero, Rummage Sales, Reptile Shows, HVAC, Internet, Photography umm stuff like that...
Idols:
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I don't idolize anyone...
Movies & TV:
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Movies rock, they are a big hobby of mine, mostly horror and comedy, I LOVE zombie movies! I like far too many to list but some favorites are Resident Evil 1 and 2 - The Hills Have Eyes 1 and 2 - Silent Hill - Dawn Of The Dead - 28 Days Later - Black Circle Boys - Man's Best Friend - Doom Generation - Fargo - Pet Cemetery - The Professional - Identity - Saw 1, 2, and 3 - White Noise - Duel - Falling Down - Hitch - Analize This - Cabin Fever - Terminator 2 - Boondock Saints - Taxi - Fear and Loathing - The Big Lebowski

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