NOTE: If you don't send a message with your friend request, I am not even going to think about it; I won't accept it. I don't care who you are, if you can't take the time to say something and make an initial impression, then you probably aren't going to be much of a friend.
Additionally, even if you do send a note, I may not accept your request. Especially if the note consists of a couple of words. Or a few badly mispelled words. Or, well, I just don't like the look of you. :)
Yeah, I am mean sometimes. Deal with it.
A little about me:
I'm Ellen.
I'm a girl.
I live in Arizona.
I've a boyfriend, yeah, but he is being a dick. He may not be my boyfriend for very much longer. He's been being a bad, bad, bad boy, doing stuff that I don't care much for. You can only imagine what I mean.
I got turned on to this site by a friend who used to have a profile here (her husband asked nicely that she delete it once he saw what kind of things she was getting into on here). I thought that I would give it a try, as my boyfriend is being a dick.
Now, that doesn't mean that everyone and their grandpa should send me message telling me how much they want to fuck me or anything like that. You will get instantly ignored for that shit. I mean, c'mon, I may look a little hootchie, but, I am really not - at least until you get to know me. :P
So, ya'll be cool. I am here for fun, a little excitement, lots of temptation and some good conversation.
PS: I don't mind meeting all types of people. No sense in limiting myself, right?
PSS: I don't like too much of the blingy-blingy sparkly stuff on my page. Simplicity is better. And much easier to read. Besides, I am of the opinion that a comment that is thought out and well written, rather than some silly thing that you copied and pasted from a website, has much more impact that anything else. :)
Music:
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(last updated:June 8, 2008 @ 4:27 pm)
Like my name implies, I am into FUNK! Ska, reggae, anything really, just so you can dance to it and have a good time.
Interests:
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I like people who can spell and write in complete sentences. If you can't do either of those tiny things, please, move on to the next profile.
I find intelligence, humor and wit sexy. Demonstrate it and I might like you. Demonstrate it well and I might just stalk you. Dazzle me with it and I just may very well get naked and offer to have your babies.