I'm just here for entertainment. I spend a lot of my time alone or with children and it's nice to be able talk to adults at any time of the day or night. I may flirt with you a little, but don't expect any more than that because you will only be disappointed! Don't be presumptuous. If you don't know me, don't act like you do by calling me "babe" and acting inappropriately. I will block you for that.

See my interests, and discover whether we might have anything in common before you request an add, please. I'm not here for points. Mind your manners. I may not add you because I already have a very full list or because you have creeped me out in some way. If you are nice to me, but mean to innocent bystanders, you're not nice. Nice matters to me. Sticking up for the underdog takes more guts than kicking the underdog.

If you expect your fubar friends to rate all your pictures and send you comments every day, don't even waste your time adding me. I will be talking to interesting people, reading blogs, and mumming, not clicking on pics.

Speaking of pictures...no, I do not have naked pictures of myself, and yes, I do have an NSFW album. Sometimes my pics are open and sometimes they're not. Don't bug me about them.

I make mistakes and try to learn from them. I'm human; I recognize that other people are, too.

I love women but I'm straight.

Be real or begone. I have no interest in getting to know people who hide behind fake identities, for whatever reason!

Please, no lounge spam. Not interested.

See ya in the mumms.