What it do all?!? The name is Brystal and has been for the last 23 years. I have always resided in lovely West BY GOD (that would be West Virginia) Don't get it confused with Virginia, we are our own state, damnit!! I am part redneck and part diva, you'll either love me or hate me but either way you will be thinkin about me! I Love to party but know when to say when, got the taxi on speed dial...as well as a few friends to bail me out when things get too outta hand.
Anyhoot,
I'm not your typical girl and there are pleny of people that will tell ya that. I am a goober at heart and have no issues showing my gooberness....
I sing in the shower and in the car (I mean full out singing and dancing) although i can't carry a tune to save my soul. I make funny faces all the time and use stupid kiddie words like cutie-pa-tootie and butthead on a daily basis but that is just me. Yes I am single and tend to stay that way for awhile..(divorce blows...well the process does at least..the outcome seems much better)
Anyhow....
Other then that I do not take kindly to vulgarity so if that is all I can gain from you please move on because I deserve at least a "hi, how are ya" before you ask me how big my tits are....
Anyhoot,
Hit me up and say hi..I promise I won't bite...less ya like that sort of thing...lol
For those that wanted to hear my hillbilly voice..there ya be...leave me love!!
1) I am here to have fun, I don’t wanna see your no-no’s and you are damn sure aren’t seeing mine. Don’t even bother asking because you will be ignored! 2) If you think it is flattering to open a conversation with how fuckable I am or how much you want me just move on. I could really care less and if you haven’t noticed I like to keep things PG13. 3) NO I DON’T WANNA CAM and NO I DON’T HAVE ONE! 4) Just because you R/F/C me or whatever else DOESN’T give you the right to ask me to do the same. I mean hell do you not see how many Fans I have? I don’t know you from a hole in the wall WHY in the heck would I be your fan? 5) My special folder is special for a reason; if I wanted you to see it don’t you think you would? I didn’t forget to show you I am choosing NOT to show you. Don’t ask, it is pathetic! 6) If I have never talked to you before don’t ask me to buy you or help you in a contest etc., once again if I don’t know you, WHY the heck would I want to own you etc? 7) I am a Goober and will be a goober for the duration of my life…..if you don’t like it then WHY the hell are you talking to me?
Stay tuned because there will be more!! Kisses
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I am a total romantic, and the little things that seem so mundane spark my intrests the most. I plan on doing some traveling real soon..nothing like getting out there and seeing the countries!! Can't wait!
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I am a total book worm and LOVE to read, I love baseball and am becoming quite the lil gym rat. Trying to get into shape and start looking mighty fine! I love to paint and if i do say so am quite kick ass at it! Currently, I have obtained my Associates in Business Management/Accounting and am working on my BA to become a CPA but I might change that up haven't decided yet