fubar user: Shawty(roK) (1781386)

I believe I am eclectic, a realist, outgoing, down to earth, abrasive at times, sarcastic *gasp*, blunt, funny, silly, and am here to make friends, vent and shoot the breeze. I despise fake people, whiners, hypocrites, liars and their drama. Not hate, despise. I do not kiss ass. I have a mixed bag of friends, and some might not get along with others, but I do not deal with the B.S.; I simply do not get involved. I save my animosity for those that have hurt me in real life, not here. Sometimes you just have to let things be. I have many faults. Not everyone likes (insert your own dislike here), and that is quite alright with me. I respect anyone's opinions, no matter what. I've always been a loner (for the most part, that is), but have been blessed by the experiences, advise and lessons of many. I can handle admitting to my many faults. I am the first to criticize, insult and make fun of myself; therefore, as far as that type of "Special Olympics", I wear my gold medal with pride. And I wear it a lot, too! =].
I am no better than anyone else; I am just me.
They call me Shawty, not because I need nor am looking for a thug or am young, but because I am 5'4.
The End.

I am not here to look for a man, woman, dog, cat, a roommate, etc.,; just friends and laughter, that is all. I am straight, have no children, and respect anybody's lifestyle; if they like it, then hell I love it! I also like to joke around a lot, but whenever I have something serious to say, I do as well. But to be honest, I rather sit back, relax and be a cornball.

IF I EXTEND THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP TO YOU, OR BECOME A FAN, IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR HUMOR, PERSONALITY, "COJONES", PICTURES (usually, I see a default in a mumm or while going through someone's pics in a folder; there are no ulterior motives!), ARTWORK, STRENGTH, PERSEVERANCE, TALENT, OPINIONS, ETC., AND NOT BECAUSE I WANT YOU AS A SACRIFICIAL LAMB. I AM TOO SHY (no, really!) TO ASK FOR RATES, FANNING, AND ALL OF THAT OTHER STUFF. I RATHER HAVE TRUE FRIENDSHIP AND FUNNY COMMENTS, NOTHING ELSE. PERHAPS I AM WRONG, BUT THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
(Yes, I am aware that "CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOMENESS!!!", but I just want to be as clear as possible. I probably failed miserably, but at least I tried.)

Please do not ask me to see you choke your chicken on cam, nor ask for anything of the sort; I do not care for that. Blank requests and/or without salutes will be denied at my discretion, as well as those containing what I would consider ignorant and disrespectful messages. I do not go to lounges, comment bomb, etc., I rather be lurking and lmmfao in the mumms. YES, I AM A FAN OF THE MUMMERS WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE MY FRIENDS; sue me. I do however, read profiles, rate pics and comment once in a while, and even buy a fu-drink or something to those that have made me die of laughter. Do not use this page to promote whatever you have on your agenda; I don't care for that either, and will also be deleted.
I hope you understand and respect that.

Thank you so much for stopping by and reading this :)

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VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something un-trustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget the one and only.