A few facts about me...LMAO...I am only here looking to make friends,am not expecting anything. Yeah,I am Single and I am planning on keeping it that way. But now Friends heck you can never have enough of them now can you. I have a WILD,TWISTED,BENT,WEIRD Sense of Humor. I like to have a good time,and enjoy simple things..I am once again a stand up comic without a job,other then that My daily life is punching someone else time clock,and sometimes being a house plant. I am currently seeking my Degree in Computer Science,Computer programming,C++, Cisco, Etc. Which happens to be really important to me right now. To all my WONDERFUL friends,I love you all and thank you for your support...
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(last updated:April 8, 2008 @ 2:58 am)
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Booty call commandments...
1.Thou shalt get out before the sun rises
2. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
3. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
4. Thou shalt not request advanced plans
5. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
6. Thou shalt scream my name often
7. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
8. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don’t thou knoweth what it looketh like?