ok lets try this again,


-i like chicken on a stick
-i dont like cake
-i fkn hate cows
-i drink natty lite in a can
-i chew my toenails
-i wear this ugly ass Boony hat ALL the time (if you dont like it...oooh well)
-i love my job (electrician)
-i actually enjoy werkin
-i hate stupid people
-im a ex bouncer
-i hate the bar scene(that goes back to the stupid people)
-i am deathly afraid of cows ( eat all you can,the more we eat the less they are)
-i collect weapons-love blowin stuff up
-i love my dog jebidiah
-i wear overalls alot
-im pretty open minded
-im not prejudice i hate everyone equally
-oh did i mention the fkn cows
-im single cause my ex is a tramp
-im not to much on organized religon my ? is whos right
-i dont eat ketchup out of a bottle, packets only
-i trout fish
-i suck at golf
-but i love it
-i have successfully eatin ramen noodles with a stick
-i survived a week of bear attacks,no joke
-i have made fire with sticks
-i have ate a redworm
-its a close race between jack and wild turkey
-i love to cook
-i love to eat
-i hate yahoo
-i hate the whole idea of cyber sex"webcam jane,ohhh im lickin your ass, shut up"!
-i still wach cartoons on saturday
-nothin like spongebob with a hangover
-i love my sisters (fk with them and ill rip your throat out :)
-my mom walks on water, she dont like cows either
-i love all animals and all have the right to live,except cows
-i am a pack rat i save some of the dumbest shit
-i love most music anything from merle haggard to metallica to enya, music breaks the boundries between ppls and cultures.
-im a southern democrat born and raised
-i dont like pretty fru fru chics so dont waste my time
-ok i lied i love all women skinny ugly fat but i prefer normal everyday average girls
-all in all im pretty passive
-i like boobs (but not in the trashy fu way)

im sure ill add more to this later




1st amendment to the constitution of the united states of america

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.


second amendment to the consitution of the united states of america

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
1776


fourth amendment to the constitution of the united state

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. 1776 any ?s

















while your sitting at home drinkin beer and having your lady do your laundry, hes putting iodine pills in water to drink it and wears the same thing for days at a time: but he makes sure to keep his weapon clean