Do you think I will be a 5 or a 6?

Hi and welcome to my profile! If you really want to get a DAMN good idea about who I am then listen to the first song called "Boon Docks".

My name is Tom and well I’m really not that special but my Mother dropped me four or five times on my head.

I did have another profile written up here but some things have changed in my life and now I need to address those changes for all to read.
So, what I have done is incorporate it into the old profile somewhat….lmfao

I am one of those men you have read about and talked about behind closed doors; you know the kind that believes in himself and likes who he is regardless of what others are doing or saying.
The kind of man that does not run with a pack but walks a slow yet a steady stride taking in the beauty of the world as I go by not knowing what the day may bring next.
One thing everyone should know about TomTom is; I hate a liar and a two face oops (bad word)!
I love the ladies and I can not help it; I think every women is lovely in their on right and then there are the ones I just stare at and sometimes try to touch...well I have found one that I just luv to touch and rub all over and some time …hee hee

I have a shallow side to me and I happen to appreciate a lady who maintains her looks and body; she does not have to live in a gym but then again she does not need to live on the sofa and she should not be able to fly away with the first strong wind that comes by either. If you are offended by this then get over it, I am not one to mislead others at all; no matter what.

If you are a scared little Beaver then you better not come in this side of the woods; there be TomTom in here and he bites no matter how cute your sweet Beaver is! However, I do appreciate a down right good tasting Beaver.
Oh, and I just luv watching a good looking woman eat some yummy Beaver as well cause I will join in and eat some with her…..hee hee

You may have spoken to men that sweet talk you and tell you everything you want to hear and agree with you on every subject ; if you like that then great but I am not one who is going to paint this rosy picture just to make you happy; no matter what I say, this special lady thinks about what I have said, before acting and believe it or not she says I make sense.
I have spoken to Ladies from here, even meet a few but Lord and I do mean Lord please don’t think I am your one and only after talking to me on the phone one time; we would at least have to have Sex and physical sex once in awhile and you would have to get me to the point of breathing heavy.
I will not lie to you no matter how attractive I may find you and if by some chance you need a man to sweet talk you all the time then I am not him. Lord and I do mean Lord, I have found me a woman that sweet talks me into the damn bed and makes me feel like I am King Kong most of the time!
I believe that a person being honest with another is the only way to have a better understanding of that person and a lie or misleading another is a way of showing them who you are not.

All men are Pigs, ok; not all men want in your pants and the ones that don’t want in your pants, well if you don’t like sex then you got the right one; it’s that easy. I fall under those men that will not try to get into your pants; thats right you read it correctly. I am the kind of man that will try and take them off....hehehehehe
I have fallen in LOVE with a woman who does not give me time to get her pants off she is too busy taking mine off.
However, it’s up to you and only you to put a rope of emotion around a man’s playing butt self and make him yours and if you are unable to do this then you need to really think about it. Remember, just be yourself and all that you wish can come true no matter what your dreams are.
I dream of a woman in high heels, sexy undies, whip cream and a broken watch.....Lord please fix Fuzzy’s watch, please!

I have met someone that has melt my heart and I really like how it feels inside! I know in my heart and soul the Good Lord has sent me this lady for me that will beat me with a stick yet make sweet love and make me feel whole....emotionally with the right kind of love.
Sex with someone is awesome but to look into her eye’s and know she see me for me is something that is special beyond everything.


What has TomTom done that he thinks is GREAT?
Well I rode my Harley around the Western side of the United States and had a blast and then I met her!


NOTE!!!
I’ll even admit that I like looking at some of these nude photo shoots some of you do and some of you should leave your damn clothes on also like me…lol
Note: in the sex area, do make contact and expect some sweet docile man even though I am sweet because…I tug hair, spank ass and take over… period, end of story...goodbye!
Oh, and rub some KY on your backside and stick it, stick it good!

If you are a scared little rabbit then you better not come in this side of the woods; there be TomTom in here and he bites no matter how cute your sweet ass is and I just luv Beaver meat!

If you searching for a man to go ohhh, ahhh mmmm over your pictures, I can do that but for the love of Pete please don’t ask to be my friend if all you’re going to do is ask me to put comments on your photos.

Hey, any of you ladies that seem to think I am full of crap you need to use caution...don't think after a man has put up the he "bites" for all to see, will not "bite" I will bite!
Many have this idea that I am putting up some damn front and then there are a few on here that know who I am in person, so all you Ladies who have this wild idea about Biker Dudes, I am not a Biker Dude, I am TomTom and I do not pretend crap; so if you are even just a little nervous you better rethink things over before making contact with me.
I have no issue with someone making contact but if you start a subject up don’t blame me for not being what you hoped you wanted if I am not.

I may not have tattoos, shaved head or run with a pack and there are reasons for this!
Look at it this way, how many men or women take off across country on a bike by themselves; not many. So that should give you a very good idea of how these men and women think.

Oh, by the way, I am the “Perfect Man” how do I know well my ex-wife used to call me “Mr. Perfect”….I don’t think she meant it in a good way either….LMAO


HEY!!!

When it does come to sex, I am like one of the three kids seen on the TV commercial eating jello pudding!

First kid goobles his down right away!

Secound kid saves his for a special occasion!

Third Kid which is TomTom, sits there and plays with his jello pudding, getting it all over his hands, face, chest, tummy (you get the picture)….hehehehehehehehe

So, please give TomTom some Jell-O pudding…..hehehehehehe

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If you have joined under my link here then you must feed me some Jell-O pudding!