Well lets see..I have written... god, over a hundred of these things I'm sure. My name is Lindsay..I'm 5'2. I have red hair, greenish/blue eyes. My weight is anywhere from 130-135lbs.

I wonder if anyone will come up with anything more original than "how dirty are you?" I get that all the time, and seriously? its old..

I'm here lookin for friends, or maybe somethin more..benefits maybe? not a relationship, thats for sure. I am currently getting out of a seven year marriage, and I am SO not wanting to be tied down right now. I have a problem finding men cause I'm so damn picky. I seem to take the smallest flaw and turn it into the biggest thing you could imagine. So if you wanna chill after reading about my pickyness, gimme a shout!

My likes include dancing, going to the club, drinking, smoking, hangin wit my homies (you know who you are), camping, goin to the beach and pool, soakin up the sun, chillin wit the kids when they are bein good ;), tattoos, piercings (they are hot!), music (I love music..Rap, hip hop, psychopathic recods, rock in that order), I love going to concerts. I basically jus like havin a good time, whatever I am doin. Oh! and sex. I like sex!

My dislikes include but are not limited to: Stupid people, ignorance, haters, liars (not in that order). People who think they know me, then judge me without getting to know me. People that like to argue as a sport. People who can't drive (most of SW florida!!!). Thats all I can think of right now, but I know there is more, lol.