fubar user: Kelso --- Owned by *Jagerpop* (1424772)

36, Female, Southgate, MI

Name:

Kelso

Status:

(going to bed......RIP Kloudy)

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60% - pickled

Birthday:

July 31st

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Joined:

December 11, 2007

Marital Status:

Single

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(last updated:November 18, 2008 @ 6:40 pm)

Yes, people really do call me Kelso. :)

Lets get something out of the way right from the jump...I'm no model, people! I'm 5'8" and what people would definitely call a BBW. so if you're here looking for some sexy little spinner then you need to move on...lol.

I'm a full time college student and single mother of one very precocious 14 year old son. Holy crap, is he hilarious! I'd say more about my son but there are too many freaks out there in the world...

I graduated from Pontiac Northern Highschool in Pontiac, MI in 1990. GO HUSKIES!

I love camping (both rustic and modern), all kinds of music, except country (but I won't knock you if YOU like country...god loves hillbillies and rednecks too, ya know...lol), singing...(in the shower, around the house....just love it.) Singing is my passion. I'll never be a star but that doesn't matter to me.

I don't take any crap from anyone but my son.

If you can't manage to tell the truth about everything, big and small, then stay FAR away from ME. I HATE LIARS. I'm honest and open and I expect the same from all my true friends and relationships.I don't make appologies for who I am or who/what I've become. If you can't care for me the way I am then I'm better off without you in my life. I'm a good person despite my flaws and I can feel shitty about myself without any help from others, thanks. lol

I personally think I have an AWESOME sense of humor. I'm corny and I love to laugh. I'm only moderately sarcastic at my worst. I like to be around people who make me laugh but also know when to be serious.

I love movies but I can't stand romances...I'm not into 'chick flicks'. lol.

I also love video games (especially the horror genre). I'm the perfect person to play with because I suck at everything so I'm easy to beat. lol.

I'll ALWAYS tell you exactly what i think but i'm always tactful about it and always put a lot of thought into what i say before i say it. I'm NOT about hurting people's feelings.

My favorite colors are blue and purple.

My favorite food is Chinese.

Video Games:	click to close
(last updated:September 11, 2008 @ 9:16 am)
god of war 1&2, Fable, Champions, Shadow of the colossus, Nintendogs (lol don't laugh, i love puppies yo! lol), Prince of Persia, SIMS2 RAWKS, Bioshock is the shit, Blood Rayne I & II, Pikmin, Metal Arms, Second Sight...lol....etc. etc. etc......... recently i've discovered that my favorite part about video games is intently watching other people's faces while THEY play......fascinating to watch someone's expressions when they're really engrossed in something.

Music:	click to close
(last updated:September 8, 2008 @ 11:45 pm)
oh man...I'm TOTALLY a rocker chick...where do i even start? HIM (i get a lot of flack for that...and if you think i should think someone's stuff is crap just cuz YOU say it is, well you've got issues). Coheed and Cambria, Three Days Grace, Mudvayne, Sublime, Breaking Benjamin, Coal Chamber, Theory of a Deadman, Diecast, Flyleaf, Slipknot (some slipknot anyway...lol), Killswitch Engage, 5 Finger Death Punch, nothingface...and MANY more! I also love the club stuff...anything Timbaland does is gold in my book! word? word! One Republic, :) I grew up in the 80's and maaaaan was that fun...at least the music was awesomele retarded...LOL. Robert Smith, I love you...you helped mold me into the woman I am today...lol...Depeche mode was the SHIT...Erasure, Duran Duran, XTC, The Smiths, The Pixies, Crowded house, Def Leppard, Devo, ELO, Falco, Howard jones, kajagoogoo, shall i go on? lol....oh man, good times..........good times.

Interests:	click to close
Glitter Graphics Maker & MySpace Layouts college, being with friends when i have time, video games, work (I'm a massage therapist and tentative PTA). My son is the shit (but don't tell him I swore, k? lol) I'm a total smarty pants nerd...cuz knowledge is H-O-T, HOT! I have lots of interests but it would take all damn day to list them, yo! lol. video games, X-games, hockey, my artwork, music in general is my drug of choice.

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Mr. Sell's Dragon ...part 1	44 views, 1 comment

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