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33, Female, Fort Worth, TX

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(last updated:April 3, 2008 @ 10:58 am)


I'm 32,and have an awesome 8 year old son. I'm pretty out-going, usually slightly sarcastic and I have a very twisted sense of humor.

I don't wanna come off as a bitch.. Ok maybe I do... I'm just here to generally have fun, meet interesting people and possibly make some new friends along the way. Seriously guys If your sole purpose on here is looking for a piece of ass don't even fucking bother with me. I dont care if you have a dick the size of a horse or as much money as Oprah, I'm not interested!!!!!!!

On another note..... If you offend easy, sorry that just sucks for you! I'm usually brutally honest and if I rated your pic below a 10, it doesnt mean I think you're ugly or what ever you wanna call it... It's mearly an opinion of the picture itself. Hell, some of the most un-attractive people in the world will get a 10 from me simply because they know how to present themselves and have a unique style or talent. And then again, you could be the most beautiful person on here and still get a shitty rating simply because you come off as a whore or fake. This goes for guys too. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm any better than anyone else on here either. So on that note...Quit whining and tell your mom It's about time to wean you off her tit.


Anyway, if you have something interesting to say, lets bullshit! Otherwise I would appreciate not seeing your dribble, you’re just burning up my screen's usefulness.

Oh and all you Bible thumpers.. Stay the fuck away from me! If Western civilization were to fall and rise again over the next five thousands years I still wouldn't give a flying shit about your opinions.

**By the way if you want to add me as a freind, please have something interesting to say. It can be something that may make me think, laugh or have me intrigued. A simple hello will not get you added. Anything with the words "sexy" in it or you telling me you rated all my pics and that I should add you, will probably just get you blocked. So if you don't have anything interesting to say, please don't waste my time or yours.



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(last updated:April 3, 2008 @ 10:59 am)
I love music..I enjoy many different types from Death Metal to Techno and everything in-between. However, I cannot stand that Twang Country shit and Hard Core Rap...




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I like tattoos, piercings (I have some of each and plan to get more), poetry, duct tape, blow up dolls, Midgets, Midget porn, staple guns, stuffed monkeys, sports, true crime, women, video games, sport bikes, paranormal, The Sims,and pretty much anything unusual, mind stimulating or that keeps me on my toes. (The more unusual and unique, the better!)





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