*He who laughs last thinks slowest. *Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. *A day without sunshine is like, well, night. *On the other hand you have different fingers. *Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. *I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. *When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. *Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. *Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. *I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. *He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. *You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. *I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. *Honk if you love peace and quiet. *Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? *Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. *It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. *The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. *It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. *You can't have everything....where would you put it? *Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. *The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. *A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. *It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. *I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few. *I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. *Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.