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Sunbather
A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down her bikini top fell off. But, she didn't care because no one would see her anyway.
After a while she heard footsteps; it was the hotel manager. She hurried and covered herself up.
The hotel manager said, "We don't mind if you sunbathe up here, but we really would appreciate it if you would keep your bikini top on!"
She answered, "No one will see me anyway.
"
The hotel manager replied, "I hate to break this to you. But, you've been lying on the dining room skylights.
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I sign into Chris's yahoo to read the easter mail and see the pics of his boys he told me to look at.......
To my suprise was 2 offline messages from some chick i knew he blocked her last nyte for giving him grief with her crazy mood swings.
well anyways so tonyte I guess I find out LOL I'm a cunt and just milking Chris for a HH. this Chickie don't know me .... If i was milking him would cost him more then 1 Happy hour....LMAO I'm not as easy as her fubar stuff dont cut it for me. but anyways what I dont understand is why she has to go elsewhere on the net just to attack him. And not just attack him but attack his ex wife and myself as well. (His exwife is a really nice person. Ive talked to her myself a few times almost daily lately )
I sent chris his offline messages against my better judgement. LOL and against my better judgement i replied to her Nasty messages.
this is what she leaves him........am I wrong to be so annoyed?
otsapperchick (4/17/2009 7:00:09 PM): what a fucking pussy you are. all you want is a mother figure to boss you around. that cunt you were married to did it & now the new cunt is doing it. your such a fucking pussy no wonder we have not won the war yet with panty waist soldiers liek you. you truly need mental help. you are a disgrace to the uniform
otsapperchick (4/17/2009 7:42:59 PM): HAHA i see jade milked you for a HH. dont you get it chris? that is all anyone really wants you for
(full yahoo name not disclosed)
Well my temper got the best of me and i had to reply.....
Chris (4/17/2009 10:41:49 PM): Only cunt i see here is you. you need to just disappear you psychotic piece of trash. Go crawl back under the rock you came from and die. And for your information Cunt I did not milk him for a HH. unlike yourself I dont need those to level nor do i care about rankings. Chris don't want you blocked you on fubar , i'll block you here . Go seek mental help yourself there chickie cause you are a disgrace to woman. sending sad sick messages to men who reject you.
I am up for auction.
I'm Offering......
1- rate pics with 500 11's 1st week
2- SFW salute made just for you.
3 I will keep you shitfaced for the month you own me
4- I will add you to my family
5- make you my crush for the month
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Bidding starts today at 50k ends april 19th to highest bidder
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