1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud sigh: This is actualy a word. but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh beans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of "nothing").
6. That's OK.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard beforte deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "You're welcome."
8. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying "Not in your lifetime!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to 3.
