I was watching tv a while ago and it recently came to my attention of just how dirty many of the old adages, games, disney movies etc. truly are. First lets look at some of the old adages and games: there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, had so many kids she didnt know what to do...now to me this is just odd, i know that she must be easy b/c of the large .. of children she had, but what about this shoe...how poor is this chick?!
How about tag what does that teach the youth of america...it teaches 2 things, first it teaches kids how to stock prey, next it teaches them how to pounce and then to run after a cheap attack (i beleive that is also called being a coward)
Red Rover Red Rover... great game, the object is to form a line, call over the smallest and weakest yahoo you can find and then that simpleton runs as fast as possible and tries to break the line ,or some shoulders, through force and cunning. This teaches kids (hell even adults who play) to pick on whomever they deem to be the weakest, while the opposing side is taught to win through force.
Boxing....'nough said
Jimmy Cracked Corn and i dont care: I dont know who became annoyed with James in the first place, but someone MUST have been on a different kind of CRACKed corn in order to come up w/ such a childrens tale
How about some disney tales:
First Sleeping beuty..this is jacked up from the start, a spoiled princess (an obvious representation to paris hilton) touches the no no wheel (the spindle) and is put into a deep sleep by a witch, then while still asleep is kissed by a prince charming... Now im no genious, but this sounds like the typical case of date-rape to me. Go Subliminal messegase there Mr. Walt Disney!
Pinochio: a creepy old man carves his dream child out of wood, wishes on his f*king star, and gets a son. This shows an obviously homosexual father hood, b/c as per my knowledge, asexual reproduction by the human species wasnt quite figured out at the time. so we have a man who has a son (wood heh heh) and he DIDNT have any woman involved....go disney
Beuty and the Beast: a rich prince, pissed off a hag, put a spell on him and there was a rose, and a hot chick. This is meant to show that any one, i mean freaking ANYONE can get some lovin' in the world...nice job Walt, your first good one.
Snow White: A hot young chick who lives with seven old (and utterly smaller than me) men. Whats more is he dear sweetheart is off fighting dragons with his buddies instead of paying attention to her...give you one guess as to what she is going to do with those dwarves when she gets bored....clean, duh! Whats more is the prince's ex (apparently some witch) is trying to win back prince charming's heart by giving snow white a ruffie-apple. This teaches us that indeed all is fair in love and war!
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