HockeyBrat's blog: "To All My Friends"

I recently found a way to waste even more of my time online. I offered to do my mom a favor. I adore my mom and there really isnt anything i wouldnt do for her. Now my my is not computer literate, so when it comes to things she wants done online I will do them for her. She had asked me if i could go online and find coupons for her. If coupon clipping was an olympic sport my mom would hold the gold medal. So  I sat here and was trying to find coupons online for my mom... Ok, if you have ever attempted to obtain coupons online then you will understand when i say.. "OMFG JUST SHOOT ME!".. However if you have never had the pleasure of this joyful experience... then you are probably just looking me like i am freak.... which is okay because i know my outburst was justified. If you are ever bored at work or at home... there is a fun game you can play. Its called "Keep up with the pop up ads".. simply go to google and type in printable coupons, click on any given link and LET THE FUN BEGIN! Its a game of locating the little red X on each pop up as fast as possible before it crashes your computer or causes your internet to freeze because there approx 6892 pages trying to load at once. If you master this game (first let me know, because right now i think i hold the fastest time) then second, if you are still bored there is another game called "How well do you know your name and address" . The object of this game is to Enter your name address and email as many times as humanly possible before you go insane. I highly recommend mastering the "cut and paste" options... this saves a little time. This game gets boring quickly. So if you still have time on your hands the final game is called "Clean out your email" The funnest part of this game is locating what you are looking for by sorting through literally THOUSANDS of spam mails .. but in the end your reward is FINALLY laying your eyes on the gold... that one coupon that will save 35 cents on the purchase of 2 or more packs of toothpicks! Because you need 6500 toothpicks!!!!

I love my mom to pieces but the next time she asks me to print coupons for her I am going to fake a seizure  or even death.