A prospector comes down out of the hills after six months f diggin for gold.
He goes straight to the local saloon and says "Bartender! I been alone in them hills for 6 months! I want a shot-a whiskey, a cold beer, a hot bath, and a warm willin woman!
The bartender replies "Well, we got the whiskey, the beer, and the bath, but we ain't got no women in this town."
The prospector says "Well what do ya do for fun 'roun here?"
"We got ol' Joe in the back room", replies the bar keep.
"Aw hell!" Says the miner, "I don't go for that shit!" He does his shot and beer, gets his bath, and heads back up into the hills.
6 months later the old prospector coms back town, goes to the same saloon and says "Bartender! I benn in them hills alone for damn near a year now! I want me a shot-a whiskey, a cold beer, a hot bath, and a warm, willin woman!"
The bartender says "Mister I told you 6 months ago, we ain't got no women in this here town! But we still got ol' Joe in the back room."
"I told you I don't go for that shit!" Yells the prospector and he starts drinkin.
After a few shots and beers he looks around and whispers to the bar keep "Who's gonna know about me 'n ol' Joe?"
The bartender looks around then whispers "Well, there's me, you, ol' Joe a-course, and then there's Fred and Tom!"
"Fred and Tom?" asks the prospector. "Who the hell is Fred and Tom?"
The bartender replies "They're the two guys holdin ol' Joe down. He don't go for that shit either!"
