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Belly-Button Gay Galore It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy Bob and Billy Joe. Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its 11:00 at the police station... Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! Wait?! Billy-bob thats not my belly-button. Billy-bob: I know... and thats not my finger!

Belly-Button Gay Galore It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy Bob and Billy Joe. Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its 11:00 at the police station... Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! Wait?! Billy-bob thats not my belly-button. Billy-bob: I know... and thats not my finger!

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Funny Ethnic Jokes - Learn Chinese In Five Minutes That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man... Dum Gai Small Horse... Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here... Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone... No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week... Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

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Little Red Riding Hood Funny Animals Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away! About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a shit!"

Payback's a Bitch Revenge One evening last week, my wife & I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're just not enough in touch with my financial needs as a man for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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